LMBO I found this and just had to share hehehehe
Edward Cullen: is bored :[
- Jasper: Where's Bella?
- Edward: On her period.
- Bella: Don't just tell everyone that I'm on my period! :/
- Edward: Why? You are.
- Bella: Well I don't tell everyone you sparkle like a fucking fairy in the sun or that you won't fuck my brains out until we're married even though I'm so up for it. You're not a real vampire! You're just a fucking sparkly emo BITCH!
Bella has changed her relationship status to single.
- Jacob likes this.
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