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Twilight Fans ... Not a Question Just had to share

LMBO I found this and just had to share hehehehe

FACEBOOK STATUS:
Edward Cullen: is bored :[
- Jasper: Where's Bella?
- Edward: On her period.
- Bella: Don't just tell everyone that I'm on my period! :/
- Edward: Why? You are.
- Bella: Well I don't tell everyone you sparkle like a fucking fairy in the sun or that you won't fuck my brains out until we're married even though I'm so up for it. You're not a real vampire! You're just a fucking sparkly emo BITCH!
Bella has changed her relationship status to single.
- Jacob likes this.

 
mommato2boys79

Asked by mommato2boys79 at 1:07 PM on Mar. 23, 2011 in Just for Fun

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Answers (6)
  • LOLOLL Thanks for the chuckle!!
    vbruno

    Answer by vbruno at 1:16 PM on Mar. 23, 2011

  • lame but funny
    zoejains_momma

    Answer by zoejains_momma at 1:08 PM on Mar. 23, 2011

  • lol
    Orionsgirl

    Answer by Orionsgirl at 1:08 PM on Mar. 23, 2011

  • I've seen that, the actual screen shot version..love it! Cracks me up every time. =P
    -AJ

    Answer by -AJ at 1:09 PM on Mar. 23, 2011

  • =)
    tnm786

    Answer by tnm786 at 1:09 PM on Mar. 23, 2011

  • Lol that's pretty funny...TEAM JACOB! lol
    Lucky209

    Answer by Lucky209 at 1:53 PM on Mar. 23, 2011

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