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Jokes from http://www.rd.com/family/funny-jokes-about-moms/

1.) DIY, but Mom’s Way: While assembling furniture, my friend Debbie asked her roommate’s five-year-old son to bring her a screwdriver.

“Do you want a ‘Daddy’ screwdriver or a ‘Mommy’ screwdriver?” the little boy asked.

Confused but preoccupied, Debbie absentmindedly said, “Bring me a ‘Mommy’ screwdriver.”

The child came back and handed her a butter knife. – Contributed by Cori Cole

2.) Head of the Household: My husband, Jeff, and I incurred several problems while assembling our new computer system, so we called the help desk. The man on the phone started to talk to Jeff in computer jargon, which confused us even more.

“Sir,” my husband politely said, “please explain what I should do as if I were a four-year-old.”

“Okay,” the computer technician replied. “Son, could you please put your mommy on the phone?” – Contributed by Lena Worth

Anyone have any good mom jokes?

 
Tink05215

Asked by Tink05215 at 1:37 PM on Mar. 23, 2011 in Just for Fun

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  • I don't have any jokes but I love readers digest! :)
    sweetpea1217

    Answer by sweetpea1217 at 1:42 PM on Mar. 23, 2011

  • Me too. There's always great stuff in there! :)
    Tink05215

    Comment by Tink05215 (original poster) at 2:06 PM on Mar. 23, 2011

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