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I know this sounds silly....

But I've just had a horrible day and I just want some silly gossip or something <3 I could really use a chuckle :)

 
June_Mama09

Asked by June_Mama09 at 10:37 PM on Mar. 23, 2011 in Relationships

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Answers (37)
  • A very tired nurse walks into a bank, totally exhausted after an 18-hour shift. Preparing to write a check, she pulls a rectal thermometer out of her purse and tries to write with it. When she realizes her mistake, she looks at the flabbergasted teller, and without missing a beat, she says: 'Well, that's great....that's just great..........some asshole's got my pen!'
    sweetpea1217

    Answer by sweetpea1217 at 9:56 AM on Mar. 24, 2011

  • what do you call a deer with only 1 eye...........



    no eye deer
    ElenaC419

    Answer by ElenaC419 at 10:38 PM on Mar. 23, 2011

  • What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?? Lickalotapus

    What do you call a gay dinosaur?? Megasoreass
    ElenaC419

    Answer by ElenaC419 at 10:44 PM on Mar. 23, 2011

  • On a flight to Florida, I was preparing my notes for one of the parent-education seminars I conduct as an educational psychologist.
    The elderly woman sitting next to me explained that she was returning to Miami after having spent two weeks visiting her six children, 18 grandchildren and ten great-grandchildren in Boston.Then she inquired what I did for a living.
    I told her, fully expecting her to question me for free professional advice.Instead she sat back, picked up a magazine and said, "If there's anything you want to know, just ask me."
    sweetpea1217

    Answer by sweetpea1217 at 11:11 PM on Mar. 23, 2011

  • what do you call a deer with only 1 eye and only 3 legs?




    still no eye deer
    ElenaC419

    Answer by ElenaC419 at 10:39 PM on Mar. 23, 2011

  • what do you call a deer with only 1 eye, 3 legs and no genitals??????




    still no f**king eye deer!

    ElenaC419

    Answer by ElenaC419 at 10:40 PM on Mar. 23, 2011

  • how do you catch a unique rabbit? unique up on it.

    how do you catch a tame rabbit?? tame way, unique up on it
    ElenaC419

    Answer by ElenaC419 at 10:53 PM on Mar. 23, 2011

  • bumpwell i have nothing silly or no gossip at the moment, i too have had a bad day..heck a bad week, here's a bump. i will keep checking back who knows i might get a laugh too.

    gwen20

    Answer by gwen20 at 10:41 PM on Mar. 23, 2011

  • this isn't gossip or anything but i just thought i would post.... when i'm having a bad day and its in the evening time, it makes me relieved to say the day is almost over. i always say, im having a bad day i need a new one :p
    ElsaSalsaaa

    Answer by ElsaSalsaaa at 10:42 PM on Mar. 23, 2011

  • what did the fish say when he hit the wall??

    DAM!
    ElenaC419

    Answer by ElenaC419 at 10:43 PM on Mar. 23, 2011

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