So the other night I was sleeping, happily dreaming about my beautiful son and his bright sunny future, when I was awakened by what I would describe as the most pungent powerful oder I have ever encountered. This smell came on quickly, filled my entire head with stink, and was accompanied by the sound of a small *piff*. When I opened my eyes to see what dreadful thing was making such a stink that it could pull me out of a deep sleep I came face to face with my loving husband's hairy, bare naked, ass! He had gotten up in his sleep, wandered around the room aimlessly, removed his pants, and laid back into bed with his head at the foot and his ass fully loaded and aimed directly up my nose!!!!
Needless do say I completely flipped the f out.
Did this make you laugh? I hope so, because if it can lighten your day then at least it didn't happen for naught!
Asked by Anonymous at 10:51 AM on Nov. 26, 2008 in Just for Fun
Answer by beckcorc at 12:40 PM on May. 27, 2009
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Answer by Mishelly728 at 11:06 AM on Nov. 26, 2008
LOL..It makes me think of a similar story. I was watching TV and he was sleeping. I did the fart and woke him. Mind you this man sleeps though anything. He still teases me about it today, Now 6 years later. I was prego, so I blame it on the baby
Answer by bizima4 at 11:11 AM on Nov. 26, 2008
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