My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day. He has his food prepared for him. He can eat whenever he wants, 24/7/365. His meals are provided at no cost to him. He visits the Dr. Once a year for his checkup, and again during the year if any medical needs arise. For this he pays nothing, and nothing is required of him.
He lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than he needs, but he is not required to do any upkeep. If he makes a mess, someone else cleans it up. He has his choice of luxurious places to sleep. He receives these accommodations absolutely free.
He is living like a king, and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever. All of his costs are picked up by others who go out and earn a living every day. I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a brick in the head...
MY DOG IS A DEMOCRAT!!
Good one! NOW I know what's wrong with my dog! And, here, I thought it was just cause he's a male! Thanks for clearing that up, Carpy! Love it!
Answer by cbk_mom3 at 4:23 PM on Apr. 1, 2011
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Answer by cbk_mom3 at 4:41 PM on Apr. 1, 2011
Answer by Rnurse at 4:58 PM on Apr. 1, 2011
What do you have when you get 1000 republicans drowning in the ocean? A good start !!!!!
Careful of the hate rhetoric. At least Carpy had a pampered dog. You want people DEAD!!!!
Answer by jesse123456 at 5:10 PM on Apr. 1, 2011