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"I had sex...am i pregnant?"

"if i masturbate in the shower, can i get pregnant"

"i dont want to hear "go take a test" but i think i might be pregnant...i had sex and i dont want to go to the doctor..am i pregnant?"

"ive never had sex before...am i pregnant?"

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Anonymous

Asked by Anonymous at 3:00 PM on Nov. 29, 2008 in Just for Fun

Answers (14)
  • I got one and a half lines on my pregnancy test am I pregnant with a midget?
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 3:03 PM on Nov. 29, 2008

  • OH MY GOD!! that one is funny =) hahahhaha

    "is it true that all your hair falls out once you give birth and your belly goes away once the baby is out?"

    ^^not really funny, but in an odd way it is
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 3:05 PM on Nov. 29, 2008

  • "I got one and a half lines on my pregnancy test am I pregnant with a midget?"
    LOL
    haleykarson

    Answer by haleykarson at 3:06 PM on Nov. 29, 2008

  • Funny part is I am pregnant and all my hair is falling out before the baby is even here I think I am being robbed!.

    Another funny Question I saw once.

    " If you strain to hard while you poop will it jump start labor"?
    strange
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 3:10 PM on Nov. 29, 2008

  • My man cheats on me, is abusive and calls me names. Should I leave him?
    Umm duh.
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 3:20 PM on Nov. 29, 2008

  • "My man is going on dates and sleeping with another woman. Is he cheating?"
    "What does lol mean?"
    "I'm 15 and have two kids, and I want to have another. Am I crazy?"
    "What are the chances of getting pregnant if my man doesn't wear a condom?"

    OH MY GOD.
    I could go on for months and months.
    caitxrawks

    Answer by caitxrawks at 3:29 PM on Nov. 29, 2008

  • Oh yeah, and I forgot to add.

    "I haven't had my period in six months and my belly is growing and I feel movement in my belly and I'm kind of sick and my boobs hurt. Am I pregnant?"
    caitxrawks

    Answer by caitxrawks at 3:30 PM on Nov. 29, 2008

  • "has anyone ever poked holes in the condom to get pregnant?? i really want to get pregnant but my boyfriend doesn't want too..."
    and one i just read...
    "I want to give my 11 week old goat milk..."


    LOL
    krazyash023

    Answer by krazyash023 at 3:43 PM on Nov. 29, 2008

  • Havent any of you ever heard that there is no such thing as a stupid question.
    Some of the pregnacy questions are pretty silly, but I think most are for attention
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 3:53 PM on Nov. 29, 2008

  • And just because I feel like being a bitch today, I'll add another one.

    "My 3-week-old isn't getting enough to eat. Can I feed him a whole jar of baby food?"
    O.O
    caitxrawks

    Answer by caitxrawks at 4:07 PM on Nov. 29, 2008

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