Christmas 04...I was dating a preachers son.
I went to their Christmas party and his mom had made this AWESOME dip.
I was like "Mrs. Mary (everyone called her that) that was some of the best dick I've ever had". Yeah...so...everyone turned around and looked at me, you could hear a pin drop, then his dad (preacher) just busted out laughing.
I was so embarrassed. And no, we're not married or dating anymore. LOL
at 3:45 PM on Apr. 5, 2011