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HAHAHAHA, my hubby is retarded adult content

So, I make chicken parm for dinner. He comes home from work, and eats a little. Walks over to the bar and starts writing something on a piece of paper, walks back over to me, straddles me, and gives me the piece of paper.

The paper says
"REDEEMABLE FOR 5 MINUTES WORTH OF TONGUE LASHINGS" because it was so good! Hot damn, I'm excited lol.

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Chloesmom1126

Asked by Chloesmom1126 at 7:43 PM on Apr. 6, 2011 in Relationships

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Answers (15)
  • He's a keeper!!!!!!!!
    elizabr

    Answer by elizabr at 7:44 PM on Apr. 6, 2011

  • Yu should make ther for dinner more
    mayzell

    Answer by mayzell at 7:45 PM on Apr. 6, 2011

  • show him what is for dessert (you wearing french maid outfit or something just as sexy)
    and get him to up it to 10 minutes
    lol
    fiatpax

    Answer by fiatpax at 7:53 PM on Apr. 6, 2011

  • Lol Awesome!!
    pinkdragon36

    Answer by pinkdragon36 at 7:53 PM on Apr. 6, 2011

  • LOL, good 1 ;)
    Alexias30

    Answer by Alexias30 at 7:54 PM on Apr. 6, 2011

  • Please don't say retarded! Its offensive! Its just as offensive as gay or kyke or spic. Please think about it, at least.

    I would LOVE for my hubby to react that well to my food! I consider myself a serious foodie and, when I'm not in a depressed spell, try hard to make food that would warrant that kind of reaction. Lucky girl!!
    silversmom

    Answer by silversmom at 7:55 PM on Apr. 6, 2011

  • I wouldn't insult my SO if he were to do something like that.
    KyliesMom5

    Answer by KyliesMom5 at 7:57 PM on Apr. 6, 2011

  • Didn't mean it as an insult ladies...
    Chloesmom1126

    Comment by Chloesmom1126 (original poster) at 8:01 PM on Apr. 6, 2011

  • HAHAHAHAHA! Nice! :)
    Kword

    Answer by Kword at 8:09 PM on Apr. 6, 2011

  • If retarded is an insult then maybe we should sue the doctor who diagnosed my brother?! *thinking...* nope, you just need to wipe the sand out of your vagina.
    PoisonousHoney

    Answer by PoisonousHoney at 8:25 PM on Apr. 6, 2011

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