An elderly man and his daughter were having lunch at a restaurant. They were having a great time, and then they both noticed a young man come through the front door.
This young man had spiked hair about 4 inches tall, and all sorts of different colors. The elderly man didn't get out much, and he was not aware of the growing trend to have multi-colored hair. He couldn't help himself, his eyes kept wandering back to the young man.
Finally, the young man approached the table and "Do you have a staring problem old man?"
To which he replied:
"Nope. I had sex with a peacock once...was just wondering if you were my son."
at 1:56 PM on Nov. 30, 2008