While we were at Target, this guy next to us was loading his stuff into his truck (all inside a laundry basket), and it fell off the side of his truck and hit our car. Then he slammed his door open into OUR door to pick it up. Fortunately, we happened to be walking to our car in time to see this all happen. So Jonathan was like, Hey, WTF? I need your DL and your insurance info. The guy was stoned off his ass (he and his truck REEKED of pot), so he was like, Oh, okay. Dumbass. Luckily, the damage isn't too severe, but it's like, dude, be freaking careful. And perhaps don't drive stoned!!
at 5:46 PM on Apr. 7, 2011