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Has anyone read this? It's hilarious!

You gotta sing it to the rhythm of 'I Will Survive'.

Girls try not to laugh too loud when you sing this!

SING IT GIRLS!!!

At first I was afraid, I was petrified.
When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died!
But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long,
that I grew strong,
and I knew that I could take you on...
But there you are, another lie,
I was ready for a Big Mac and you've brought me a French fry!
I should have known that it was bulls***t, just a sad pathetic dream
Should have known there was no Anaconda lurking in those Jeans!

Go on now - go! , Walk out the door,
Don't you promise me 10 inches, then turn up with only 4!
Weren't you a jerk to think I wouldn't find you out!?
Don't you know we're only joking when we say size don't count

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Anonymous

Asked by Anonymous at 1:12 AM on Dec. 1, 2008 in Just for Fun

Answers (10)
  • [Chorus]

    I will survive! I will survive!
    Cuz as long as I have batteries,
    My sex life's gonna thrive!
    I will always have good sex,
    With a handful of latex!
    I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey!

    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 1:12 AM on Dec. 1, 2008

  • It took all my self control not to laugh out loud,
    When I saw your little wiener standing tall and proud!
    But to hell with your ego and to hell with all your needs,
    Now I'm saving all my lovin' for a cordless multi-speed!

    [Chorus]

    I will survive! I will survive!
    Cuz as long as I have batteries,
    My sex life's gonna thrive!
    I will always have good sex,
    With a handful of latex!
    I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey!

    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 1:12 AM on Dec. 1, 2008

  • I have to say one thing my husband is almost 10 ins and as much as I love it, it isn't always comfortible. There are positions I wont even try and actually scream at him when he attempts to get me in those positions.

    He says lets try it, i tell him sure, when it shrinks 5 in.s...lol
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 1:16 AM on Dec. 1, 2008

  • hahahahahaha that is funny! I love it!
    momof5kidz

    Answer by momof5kidz at 1:19 AM on Dec. 1, 2008

  • hahahahah that is so funny! i had a guy that was like 9 inches and it hurt. id rather have a smaller one. but not too small!!! hahahaha
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 1:25 AM on Dec. 1, 2008

  • LMBO....hilarious...
    YanniSmoMMy

    Answer by YanniSmoMMy at 1:26 AM on Dec. 1, 2008

  • I love it....
    Pooky_mommy

    Answer by Pooky_mommy at 1:27 AM on Dec. 1, 2008

  • LMAO!
    Gigi1969

    Answer by Gigi1969 at 1:31 AM on Dec. 1, 2008

  • HAAA LOL
    pnwmom

    Answer by pnwmom at 4:51 AM on Dec. 1, 2008

  • Thats funny.

    And 10 inches is just overkill. Nobody really "needs" that much. LOL
    munch12502

    Answer by munch12502 at 10:50 AM on Dec. 1, 2008

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