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Funny phrases you love!

Today CM AmberPaiz used the phrase "Junk punch him" in one of my questions...HILARIOUS lol

Tell me some phrases that you love....but don't be mad if I steal some of them LOL


Asked by Lucky209 at 1:16 PM on Apr. 11, 2011 in Just for Fun

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Answers (10)
  • A boss is like a dirty diaper........

    on your ass and full of shit

    Answer by wheresthewayout at 2:50 PM on Apr. 11, 2011

  • Excuses are like assholes. Everyone has one and they all stink.

    Answer by drs1206 at 1:17 PM on Apr. 11, 2011

  • Men are like Roses... Watch out for the Pricks! lol ; ) xoxo

    Answer by luckygurl1313 at 1:20 PM on Apr. 11, 2011

  • I'm as confused as a feather in a whirlwind, He's not your not in shining armor but an idiot in tin foil, Don't make someone a priority who makes you an option, Same soup different bowl.

    Answer by meooma at 1:59 PM on Apr. 11, 2011

  • "Die Liebe" means "for the love of" in German. I do not speak German, but my husband is fluent in it and much of his family speaks it, too. So, long story short, my 3-year-old will occasionally say this. Very cute!

    Answer by DragonflyGirls at 1:25 PM on Apr. 11, 2011

  • Once the game is over, the king and the pawn go back in the same box. ~ If love was a raindrop I would send you a shower
    If hope was a minute I would send you an hour If happiness was a leaf I would send you a tree If you need a friend you will always have me! ~ Everyday there is something to be grateful about. I'm grateful today's over! ~ Remember, people will judge you by your actions, not your intentions. You may have a heart of gold - but so does a hard-boiled egg. ~ Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo ~ Elevators always smell different to a midget.

    Answer by vbruno at 1:21 PM on Apr. 11, 2011

  • A rich mans joke is always funny...Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day...The only thing stronger than a mothers love is garlic breath...Always drink up stream from the heard...Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect...

    Answer by Liamsmom09 at 1:35 PM on Apr. 11, 2011

  • never ASSUME you will make an ASS out of U and ME

    The light at the end of the tunnel is the headlight of an oncoming train

    Answer by wheresthewayout at 2:50 PM on Apr. 11, 2011

  • "I wasn't born yesterday!"

    Answer by sendcheer at 5:17 PM on Apr. 11, 2011

  • @vbruno....LOL "Elevators always smell different to a midget" love it!

    Comment by Lucky209 (original poster) at 1:23 PM on Apr. 11, 2011

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