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"Heres a little story.....

......about a man named Jed.
The poor mountaineer barely kept his family fed
Then one day he was shootin at som food
when up from the ground come a bubblin crue

OIL..that is...Black Gold...Texas Tea...
Well...
the next thing you know the old mans a millionaire
the kin folk said
"Jed ..move away from here
CALIFORNIE is the place you oughtta be!
Soooooooooo
They loaded up the truck and they moved to BEVERLY!
Hills...THAT is..
swimmin pools....movie stars
THE BEVERLYYYYY HILLLBILLIESSSSS!!!!

HAHAHAHA
So...youre wondering what in the world, why did she post this? I was just sitting here thinking of the craziest songs my dh and I used to sing to our daughter when we ran out of songs and us singing to her was the only thing that kept her from crying..well there ya go..that has to be the craziest! LOL..man we used to laugh so hard when we were done singing that!

WHAT IS THE CRAZIEST SONG YOUVE SONG TO YOUR CHILDREN???

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kimberlyinberea

Asked by kimberlyinberea at 2:09 PM on Apr. 13, 2011 in Just for Fun

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Answers (17)
  • LOLOL Your too funny!! There were many. Little Bunny Foo Foo comes to mind
    vbruno

    Answer by vbruno at 2:10 PM on Apr. 13, 2011

  • 3 little monkeys jumping on the bed, one fell off and broke his head. Momma took him to the Dr and the Dr said, No more monkeys jumping on the bed! LOLOLOL

    vbruno

    Answer by vbruno at 2:13 PM on Apr. 13, 2011

  • YOU FORGOT THE PART WHERE IT SAYS----------OIL THAT IS, BLACK GOLD, TEXAS TEA-------!!!!! HOW CAN YOU BUTCHER A SONG LIKE THIS, YOU HORRIBLE PERSON YOU!!!! THAT WAS THE BEST PART! THAT WAS THE BEST PART!!!!!

    LOL JK ;)
    jaysmommy04

    Answer by jaysmommy04 at 2:13 PM on Apr. 13, 2011

  • OH MY GOSH!! I knew I was forgettign somethign..I kept singing it over and over it my head! You are so right!! hahaha SORRY!!!!
    kimberlyinberea

    Comment by kimberlyinberea (original poster) at 2:14 PM on Apr. 13, 2011

  • I FIXED IT!! LOL
    kimberlyinberea

    Comment by kimberlyinberea (original poster) at 2:15 PM on Apr. 13, 2011

  • LOL, thank you =)
    jaysmommy04

    Answer by jaysmommy04 at 2:18 PM on Apr. 13, 2011

  • 5 little monkeys swingin in a tree
    teasing mr. alligator "can't catch me"
    Along came mr.alligator quiet as can be
    and SNAPPED that monkey right outta that tree! (clap your hands together really tightly for sound effects. LOL!)
    Cruel I know but it's the circle of life ya know.
    KoolMom617

    Answer by KoolMom617 at 2:21 PM on Apr. 13, 2011

  • bouncingI can't think of any, but I just had to comment on what a fun question!!!!!!

    Dahis

    Answer by Dahis at 2:21 PM on Apr. 13, 2011

  • mu husband taught my kids this song! Weeeelll she snorted and she farted and she headed for the door, her bowels overtook her and she pooped all over the floor
    DLCarter2011

    Answer by DLCarter2011 at 2:22 PM on Apr. 13, 2011

  • LOL DLCarter2011!! :)
    kimberlyinberea

    Comment by kimberlyinberea (original poster) at 2:24 PM on Apr. 13, 2011

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