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Give me the funniest pick up line you've heard!!!

If you were a new sandwich at Mcdonalds, you’de be called McGorgeous.

I have Skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?

I wish I were a tear so i could start in your eyes, live on your face, and die on your lips.



Asked by June_Mama09 at 6:40 PM on Apr. 14, 2011 in Just for Fun

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Answers (8)
  • kylansmommy09

    Answer by kylansmommy09 at 6:58 PM on Apr. 14, 2011

  • LOL! I like that last one. One time, a guy kept staring at me so I said "What?" He said, "I just want to thank you for being so beautiful. Or I guess I should thank your mom for making you." WTH kind of line is that?

    Answer by nmmama09 at 6:42 PM on Apr. 14, 2011

  • I have some...ya want some?

    My response was...
    Ahhh, NO! Now ask me again and see if Ive changed my mind. No! Ok, now Ask me again and say pretty please with sugar on top? Ahhh NO! Now what do you think.. do I want some? NO!

    Answer by lacyjones at 6:45 PM on Apr. 14, 2011

  • Kylansmommy....those are so bad! I've heard the 2nd one before ....but really??? Would a guy really ask a woman, Did you fart? Yeah, um, that is freaking romantic.

    Answer by ItsJustMe1017 at 7:02 PM on Apr. 14, 2011

  • Every day I see you I am one step closer to heaven

    Answer by pinkdragon36 at 7:04 PM on Apr. 14, 2011

  • "Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?" I just laughed in his face.
    "Lets go to my apartment and have sex" UHHH What idiot thinks that is funny or gonna work?

    Answer by kazmia at 12:52 AM on Apr. 15, 2011

  • "I wish I was smart enough to create a time machine, drag Shakespeare to the present so he would see your beauty and revise his poem to suit you, then return him to the past so he'll be depressed and die with your name on his lips."

    I'm not kidding.
    Re: the sonnett 130 My mistress' eyes are nothing like the sun

    Answer by elizabooks at 1:10 AM on Apr. 15, 2011

  • ahahaha

    Comment by June_Mama09 (original poster) at 6:47 PM on Apr. 14, 2011