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13 Bumps

If I put

hemorrhoid cream on my DH, will he stop being a pain in the ass?

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Chloesmom1126

Asked by Chloesmom1126 at 10:44 PM on Apr. 17, 2011 in Relationships

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  • sidesplittinglaughter  LOL!  No but Icy Hot put in his boxers might make him think twice about crossing you again, lol.  ;)

    MrsHouston47302

    Answer by MrsHouston47302 at 10:44 PM on Apr. 17, 2011

  • Oh if it were Only that easy!!!!
    vbruno

    Answer by vbruno at 10:45 PM on Apr. 17, 2011

  • laughingI actually laughed so hard when I read this I started crying!!! LOL

    Lucky209

    Answer by Lucky209 at 10:46 PM on Apr. 17, 2011

  • Hot damn, I've never wanted to kick someone in the throat so bad in my life lol
    He is cruising for it.
    Chloesmom1126

    Comment by Chloesmom1126 (original poster) at 10:48 PM on Apr. 17, 2011

  • Well lets dish!  Give us the details!  What is he doing?

    MrsHouston47302

    Answer by MrsHouston47302 at 10:57 PM on Apr. 17, 2011

  • You should be a stand up comedienne
    janet116

    Answer by janet116 at 11:06 PM on Apr. 17, 2011

  • He was in a wreck on Monday (he's not hurt, he's fine). Well, since his car is wrecked, he wants a brand spanking new car. He has a 08 Nissan Sentra, doesn't even have 24k miles on it. We just paid it off.

    Well don't even know if it's totaled. We're still waiting to hear something from the insurance company. Well, as stated, if it's not totaled, he still doesn't want it because it was wrecked and wants a brand new...2011, zero miles on it...ect.

    Not a used car...and he wants a sports car. 2 seat sports car...we have a 2 year old...we live in a townhouse, no garage. We live in MD, so the weather sucks in the winter.

    I get this "I make all the money, you're a SAHM, I'll buy whatever I please."

    Seriously? Seriously? *throat kick*
    Chloesmom1126

    Comment by Chloesmom1126 (original poster) at 11:07 PM on Apr. 17, 2011

  • sidesplittinglaughter


     


    Sorry that he was in a wreck. Be careful with that throat kick ... you might end up hurting your foot. Maybe the wreck scrambled his brain a little ... 

    SpiritedWitch

    Answer by SpiritedWitch at 11:13 PM on Apr. 17, 2011

  • I'm about to scramble his nut sack lol
    Chloesmom1126

    Comment by Chloesmom1126 (original poster) at 11:14 PM on Apr. 17, 2011

  • Dammit! It's missing part of what I typed!!!


    You might miss his throat and hit his head and end up hurting your foot!

    SpiritedWitch

    Answer by SpiritedWitch at 11:15 PM on Apr. 17, 2011

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