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Blonde's and St Peter. Joke.

Three blondes died and found themselves standing before St. Peter. He told them that before they could enter the Kingdom, they had to tell him what Easter represented.

The first blonde, an American, said "Easter is a holiday where they have a big feast and we give thanks and eat turkey."


St. Peter said, "Noooooo," and wouldn't let her in.

The second blonde, a Brit, said "Easter is when we celebrate Jesus's birth and exchange gifts."


St. Peter said, "Noooooo," and he wouldn't let her in either.

The third blonde, a Canadian, said she knew what Easter was, and St.Peter said, "So, tell me."


She said, "Easter is a Christian holiday that coincides with the Jewish festival of Passover. Jesus was having Passover feast with his disciples when he was betrayed by Judas, and the Romans arrested him.. The Romans hung him on the cross and eventually he died. Then they buried him in a tomb behind a very large boulder ... "


St. Peter said, "Verrrrrry good."

Then the blonde continued, "Now, every year the Jews roll away the boulder and Jesus comes out. If he sees his shadow, we have six more weeks of hockey."

St. Peter fainted.

 
vbruno

Asked by vbruno at 7:56 AM on Apr. 20, 2011 in Just for Fun

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Answers (6)
  • I can laugh because I am a blonde.
    tootoobusy

    Answer by tootoobusy at 8:09 AM on Apr. 20, 2011

  • hehe
    txdaniella

    Answer by txdaniella at 8:08 AM on Apr. 20, 2011

  • too funny bahaha...loved it
    littlekitty2002

    Answer by littlekitty2002 at 9:54 AM on Apr. 20, 2011

  • LOL!
    lovingmy4babies

    Answer by lovingmy4babies at 10:09 AM on Apr. 20, 2011

  • this is hilarious!
    MooNFaeRie30

    Answer by MooNFaeRie30 at 6:43 AM on Apr. 21, 2011

  • It is not meant to offend anyone. Got this in e-mail this morning and it made me laugh.
    vbruno

    Comment by vbruno (original poster) at 8:24 AM on Apr. 20, 2011