Glue (or staple) cotton balls to their bums & make them hop around outside. Quickly run back inside & slam the door, taking care to lock it behind you. Grab a pack of Oreos and turn on Madonna's Holiday at max volume and have your own kid-free dance party.
Don't forget to let the kids back in before DH comes home. Remind them that they must never speak of this or you'll sell them to the gypsies for whiskey.
at 11:06 AM on Apr. 20, 2011