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How many excuses can us women come up with for not wanting to do the deed? adult content

I will start: I'm on my period

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Nanixh

Asked by Nanixh at 11:42 PM on Apr. 22, 2011 in Just for Fun

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  • I just pretend to be very very asleep. lol
    lovinlifewith5

    Answer by lovinlifewith5 at 11:43 PM on Apr. 22, 2011

  • I'm HAVING my period.
    "On my period" makes me see in my mind a woman sitting on a maxi pad....ON your period? Huh?
    Are you ON a cold? No. You HAVE a cold.
    Same thing.
    minnesotanice

    Answer by minnesotanice at 11:45 PM on Apr. 22, 2011

  • I'm HAVING my period makes it sound like I'm eating it for dinner.
    I'm HAVING meatloaf and mashed potatoes for dinner.

    You never get old minnesotanice, always look forward to your answers.
    Nanixh

    Comment by Nanixh (original poster) at 11:47 PM on Apr. 22, 2011

  • I have the poops is a good one...
    AshleyLynnW

    Answer by AshleyLynnW at 11:47 PM on Apr. 22, 2011

  • LOL. I say im too tired! Which is totally rare..I usually find myself saying im sore, LOL. heheeh
    khf22

    Answer by khf22 at 11:50 PM on Apr. 22, 2011

  • I have a headache
    pinkdragon36

    Answer by pinkdragon36 at 11:50 PM on Apr. 22, 2011

  • should be I have my period, not having... lmao!
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 11:51 PM on Apr. 22, 2011

  • Any way it's said, it gets the point across. I am having the giggles over here imagining my husband giving me a grammar lecture over my menstruating.
    Nanixh

    Comment by Nanixh (original poster) at 11:54 PM on Apr. 22, 2011

  • I pulled a muscle in my back....could your rub it? Gets you a massage AND out of doing it! haha
    BeachyBabe

    Answer by BeachyBabe at 11:54 PM on Apr. 22, 2011

  • Why give an excuse at all. No means No and that is the end of it. You don't owe anyone a reason
    Maureen-MD

    Answer by Maureen-MD at 11:55 PM on Apr. 22, 2011

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