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Adult Humor? - your husband's will appreciate it WARNING - TMI! adult content

Dad is sitting on the couch watching television and blindly tossing peanuts up and catching them in his mouth. One time, Mom said something to him while he was in mid-throw. He turned his head towards his wife and the lofted peanut landed in his ear.

He tried, without results to get the peanut out. His wife tried too - and the peanut just seemed to slip further into his ear. Dad was almost panicked and nearly ready to to the ER - when his college-age daughter came home with her new boyfriend whom Dad had already expressed his dislike towards.

Seeing the situation at hand, the new boyfriend thought this was the perfect opportunity to finally make a good impression on dear old Dad and seal his welcome into the family.

Boyfriend told Dad that he could get the peanut out. Not wanting to go the ER with such an embarrassing dilemma, Dad reluctantly agreed to let Boyfriend try.

Boyfriend leaned Dad's head over, took his two middle fingers and shoved them up Dad's nostrils in the same way you'd hold a bowling ball - effectively blocking both nostrils with his fingers, Boyfriend instructed Dad to blow as hard as he could. Dad blew really hard and the peanut dislodged and fell out of his ear.

Immediately Dad jumped up, ran to the bathroom, washed his face and his ear out. 

 When Dad had come out from the bathroom, Daughter, who felt a little proud of her new boyfriend, asked "Now ..... what do you think of my new boyfriend?"

Still wiping his nose, Dad said "Well - judging from the smell on his fingers, I think he's gonna be my new son-in-law"

 

rolling on floor

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ShelbyShareAlot

Asked by ShelbyShareAlot at 9:46 AM on Apr. 28, 2011 in Adult Children (18+)

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Answers (8)
  • HAHAHAHAHA eewwwwww
    kylansmommy09

    Answer by kylansmommy09 at 9:48 AM on Apr. 28, 2011

  • OMG lol that is hillarious
    firepony

    Answer by firepony at 9:48 AM on Apr. 28, 2011

  • OMG eww! lol
    zoejains_momma

    Answer by zoejains_momma at 9:48 AM on Apr. 28, 2011

  • LOL
    JLS2388

    Answer by JLS2388 at 12:56 PM on Apr. 28, 2011

  • nice!!! LMAO
    AustinsMommyMI

    Answer by AustinsMommyMI at 1:28 PM on Apr. 28, 2011

  • LOL XD dirty!
    Lizzypuppylove

    Answer by Lizzypuppylove at 9:02 PM on Apr. 28, 2011

  • ewwwwwww! that is funny and gross at the same time. Hubby loved it!
    LadySaphira

    Answer by LadySaphira at 9:27 PM on Apr. 30, 2011

  • LOL
    livnbyfaith

    Answer by livnbyfaith at 10:08 PM on May. 10, 2011

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