Three men show up at the Pearly Gates
St. Peter says " We have only roon for one more today,
so, tell me how you died and the most interesting one I
will let in"
The first man says " I came home from work, and my wife is naked and
some guys clothes are on the floor, so I figured he is on the balcony hiding,
I go out there and sure as heck he is hanging off the balcony and all I see are his fingers.
So I grabbed a hammer and hit them, he fell, but he landed in a bush so I pushed out the refrigiraton on top of him."
"So how did you die?" asks St. Peter
"Well I felt so bad for killing hiim I jumped too and commited suicide"
" Ok, what about you?" St. Peter says to the second guy
" I was reading the newspaper, and having a coffee, a gust of wind came and
took the paper, I jumped up to try and grab it and accidentally went over the balcony.
Luckily I managed to grab onto the balcony below me, and some maniac started smashing my fingers with a hammer. I fell down, and landed in a bush, I thought I had just escaped death, next thing I see is a refrigirator falling onto me and then I was here"
"Alright, what about you" says St. Peter
The third guy says
" Picture this! Naked, in a refrigirator"
Now tell me one
Answer by Michigan-Mom74 at 11:41 PM on Apr. 28, 2011
Answer by Michigan-Mom74 at 11:47 PM on Apr. 28, 2011
Answer by psugal at 12:42 AM on Apr. 29, 2011
Answer by AmourSpork at 2:41 AM on Apr. 29, 2011
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