Join the Meeting Place for Moms!
Talk to other moms, share advice, and have fun!

(minimum 6 characters)

1 Bump

Need Help From All Moms..hehe

I am making a humorous collection of "You know you're a Mom when..." lists. After I feel my list is complete, I will post it in it's entirety. Here are some examples. Now please Mommies, tell me how: You Know You're a Mom When...

You find cheerios in your bra at the end of the day...from breakfast.

All of your clothes have stains on them from your kids.

You're exhausted all the time and you can't stay on top of household chores.

You keep baby wipes everywhere, even your schoolbag.

The baby gets a little poop or spit-up on your bed after a feeding and you just wipe it with a baby wipe until the morning.

In a crowded grocery store, you say "What?" every time you hear "Mom"..and you're shopping alone.

Answer Question

Asked by Ella_Bella20 at 11:52 AM on Apr. 30, 2011 in General Parenting

Level 9 (294 Credits)
Answers (18)
  • you get upset with anyone and call out THEIR full name

    Answer by brypmom at 11:54 AM on Apr. 30, 2011

  • you find yourself swaying back and forth and you're not even holding a child

    Answer by AmandaH321 at 11:56 AM on Apr. 30, 2011

  • you can't remember if you put deodorant on in the morning

    Answer by AmandaH321 at 11:58 AM on Apr. 30, 2011

  • you have any of the following in your purse: diaper, wipes, goldfish crackers, soother and toys/crayons

    Answer by AmandaH321 at 12:00 PM on Apr. 30, 2011

  • You can't help but getting choked up six words into "You are my sunshine".

    Answer by CaseyErin at 12:00 PM on Apr. 30, 2011

  • at the checkout when you go to pull out your wallet you have to take out no less than 5 toys first.
    you mix you kids names up
    when your with a group of freinds and u have to use the bathroom you say mommy has to go tee tee
    when you take a bath you get no less than one kid who wants in with you
    when you take a bath and your kids feel they need to feel the water too or give u bath tub toys.
    when you go to take a shower you step on a rubber duck
    5 am you walk down the hall and trip on a car.
    when your partner wants sex you say ok make it quick dora almost over with
    when you go shopping you speciffically look for tops that are kid freindly.
    cant remember when the last time you wore heels,or a nice outfit that does have a 95 % cotton tag, or did more than quickly wash your hair b/c one of the kids poured choclate syrup on the others
    you buy 2 in 1 shampoo and conditioner b/c it saves you a step

    Answer by sandraberke at 12:04 PM on Apr. 30, 2011

  • you drink your margaritas from a princess cup
    you go to bed at 9
    when saying your prayers for the night you ask the lord to please let them sleep threw the night.
    when at the store and someone says mommy you immediatly turn to look.
    you find yourself doing a head count every 5 mins at walmart.
    when you get in the car instead of what you like to listen too its toddler tunes cd.
    you find yourself humming blues clues, or dora threwout the day.
    you inevitably know one you sweep and mop that someones going to come along an spill something on it 5 minutes later.
    when guest come over and go to sit down you say..not there ___ took his diaper off and peed on that cushion.
    you find toys in odd places such as in with the pots an pans.or in your shoe.
    even when there gone to bed nick jr is still on the tv and you are watching it .
    you have a pharmacy in your cubboard complete with princess and cars bandaids

    Answer by sandraberke at 12:09 PM on Apr. 30, 2011

  • you can remeber when the last time :
    you stayed up past 10
    didnt rock a dora bandaide when you got hurt
    painted your own toes
    had a manicure that didnt involve palmolive and dirty dishes
    back didnt hurt from all the horsey rides and picking up toys.
    your chicken nuggets were not in the shape of dinosaures
    didnt have to ask the drive threw teller for 3 lollipops at the bank
    have to ask what toy comes in the happy meal
    didnt hear "mom hes touching me" on a car ride
    you didnt find a little persons sock in your bra and delicates when doing laundry

    Answer by sandraberke at 12:14 PM on Apr. 30, 2011

  • You utter sentences like--- "Get your elbow out of your sandwich" or "If you put one more thing in the toilet, you're gonna get it!"

    Answer by CaseyErin at 12:16 PM on Apr. 30, 2011

  • your parents volunteer to babysit so you can relax and you still jump up every few minutes to check on your toddler

    Answer by XandersMomma07 at 12:21 PM on Apr. 30, 2011

Join CafeMom now to contribute your answer and become part of our community. It's free and takes just a minute.