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How much water?

A koala was sitting in a gum tree smoking a joint when a little lizard walked past, looked up and said, 'Hey Koala! What are you doing?'

The koala said, 'Smoking a joint, come up and have some.'

So the little lizard climbed up and sat next to the koala where they enjoyed a joint. After a while the little lizard said that his mouth was 'dry' and that he was going to get a drink from the river.

The little lizard was so stoned that he leaned over too far and fell into the river. A crocodile saw this and swam over to the little lizard and helped him to the side.. Then he asked the little lizard, 'What's the matter with you?'

The little lizard explained to the crocodile that he had been sitting with the koala in the tree, smoking a joint, but got too stoned and fell into the river while taking a drink...

The crocodile said that he had to check this out and walked into the rain forest, found the tree where the koala was sitting finishing a joint. The crocodile looked up and said,

'Hey you!'

So the koala looked down at him and said, 'Shittttt, dude...How much water did you drink!?'

 
SleepyCupcake

Asked by SleepyCupcake at 11:11 AM on May. 2, 2011 in Just for Fun

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Answers (3)
  • lmao thats funny :)
    lotsolove86

    Answer by lotsolove86 at 11:13 AM on May. 2, 2011

  • ¸.•♥•.¸¸.•♥•haaaaaaaahaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
    gracelessstar21

    Answer by gracelessstar21 at 1:56 PM on May. 2, 2011

  • Hahahahahahahahaha that's funny
    toybar02

    Answer by toybar02 at 8:38 PM on May. 2, 2011

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