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Pregnacy humor...Joke...not a question.

> A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus.
> She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her.
> She immediately moved to another seat.
> This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again.
> The man seemed more amused.
> When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing,
> She complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.
> The case came up in court.
> The judge asked the man (about 20 years old)
> What he had to say for himself.
> The man replied,
> 'Well your Honor, it was like this:
> When the lady got on the bus,
> I couldn't help but notice her condition.
> She sat down under a sign that said,
> 'The Double Mint Twins are coming' and I grinned.
> Then she moved and sat under a sign that said,
> ' Logan 's Liniment will reduce the swelling,' and I had to smile.
> Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said,
> 'William's Big Stick Did the Trick,' and I could hardly contain myself.
> But, Your Honor, when she moved the fourth time
> And sat under a sign that said,
> 'Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident!'
> ... I just lost it.'



Asked by SleepingBeautee at 10:56 PM on May. 2, 2011 in Just for Fun

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Answers (7)
  • sidesplittinglaughteromg that is too funny lmao


    Answer by mamawilbur at 11:00 PM on May. 2, 2011

  • Ha!!! I love it

    Answer by ThatBoysMom at 10:58 PM on May. 2, 2011

  • laughing


    Answer by josiesmommy00 at 11:00 PM on May. 2, 2011

  • rolling on floorI'm going to steal that from you lol



    Answer by June_Mama09 at 11:08 PM on May. 2, 2011

  • bahahaha thats just tooo HILARIOUS....

    Answer by anayasmommy21 at 11:11 PM on May. 2, 2011

  • LMAO.

    Answer by Ginger0104 at 11:13 PM on May. 2, 2011

  • OMG LMAO too

    Answer by yummysmummy at 12:38 AM on May. 3, 2011