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Is there anything you'd change about your husband?

I love my husband to death, I think he is the most gorgeous man alive, but MY GOD he needs to stop farting so much! He gets a thrill out of gagging me!!!

 
MarlyeGirl

Asked by MarlyeGirl at 8:09 PM on Dec. 4, 2008 in Just for Fun

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  • I have 3 ex's now and I think that perhaps it's me that needs to change, not them!

    But, for the couple who commented on the snoring.... First: I've heard more than one widow comment that they never sleep well now that they don't hear hubby snoring. Second: seriously, if it is really bothersome, check with a good ENT doc, as my snoring and my dad's snoring both really improved when we started using Flonase.
    jburg2541

    Answer by jburg2541 at 6:52 PM on Dec. 5, 2008

  • Where would I start...?
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 8:10 PM on Dec. 4, 2008

  • my hubby isn't as sociable as i'd like him to be!
    pinkclover

    Answer by pinkclover at 8:11 PM on Dec. 4, 2008

  • Oh yeah my husband definately has a skunk up his bottom. He farts literally every 5 minutes and he also farts alot in his sleep. He dutch ovened me so bad one night he made me throw up. I kid you not, his farts have made me throw up several times. So I would definately change his fart problem.
    teddybear515

    Answer by teddybear515 at 8:13 PM on Dec. 4, 2008

  • I wish my husband wasn't so lazy about doing things around the house, and yeah he does have the most ungodly breath in the morning and farts that could peel paint.
    Kimebs

    Answer by Kimebs at 8:17 PM on Dec. 4, 2008

  • Yes, I would make him thoughtful! lol. It is like he literally can't think beyond himself most of the time. I've given up thinking he would change, so I just tell him what to do and that seems to work for us! lol.
    kabbot01

    Answer by kabbot01 at 8:20 PM on Dec. 4, 2008

  • My husband doesn't think of money the same way I do...I wouldn't necessarily change him, I just make us agree!
    sadfairytale

    Answer by sadfairytale at 8:35 PM on Dec. 4, 2008

  • That he is sarcastic at times when it isn't appropriate.
    Bmat

    Answer by Bmat at 8:36 PM on Dec. 4, 2008

  • LOL Mines a big ole fart bag too!
    MarGeee

    Answer by MarGeee at 8:53 PM on Dec. 4, 2008

  • I would just make it so mine doesn't snore anymore. I haven't slept well since 1997.

    Pnukey

    Answer by Pnukey at 9:22 PM on Dec. 4, 2008

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