So I was at the grocery store tonight and I saw the funniest thing. The woman in front of me in line began loading up the belt with fresh vegetables, low fat sour cream, fat free milk, low carb pasta, that weird low cholesterol egg substitute, organic cat food, low fat cheese, splenda, and wheat bread and I'm thinking that she must be the biggest health nut in the world, right before she grabs a bag of Skittles and two Hershey bars and tosses them onto the belt and glares at me as if she was daring me to tell on her. After she paid for the forbidden items, she looked around hastily before slipping them into her purse and walking out into the parking lot as if she was afraid of being arrested as she went to the car. I was trying so hard not to laugh but, as soon as she was out of earshot, I made the mistake of looking at the cashier, a former classmate of mine, and it was all over. We laughed so hard that we couldn't breathe.
It reminded me of when I was working as a waitress and had one of my regulars order a stack of pancakes, bacon, hashbrowns, fried eggs over easy, and then, with a wink, ordered a diet coke because he was watching his weight.
Have any of you done this or seen this done? I would love to hear about it. I'm still laughing about it.
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