Okay ladies, here's the scoop. All opinions are welcome, even silly ones!
I had our third kid a month ago and I was on pelvic rest the whole pregnancy, hence The Husband Person and I have not had sex for like ten months now. No sex whatsoever, Husband Person expressed no interest in any level of shenanigans. Neither one of us are very demonstrative people, we both find it difficult to talk about "it" without giggling, a couple of cases of Nerd Arrested Development, I suppose. And we'd both started to see sex as a sport--play hard for an hour, get all sweaty and try not to get hit in the eye. But now that we've had this looooong break, I thought it would be interesting to re-invent our sex life a bit. Now that we're staring down the barrel of Return To Sexual Beinghood, here's what I've done so far:
1) I bought a few books on general and Tantric massage and read them.
2) Because it's hard to visualize some things from instructions in a book, I bought an "instructional video" as well. Okay, okay, it's porn, I bought a 30-minute allegedly educational PORNO featuring nekkid ladies giving happy endings. As it has not yet arrived, I can't speak to its usefulness, but I never bought porn before so I figured it was relevant. I was planning on watching that by myself, AS an instructional video.
3) I plan to start giving The Husband Person massages for relaxation only to start with, the idea being to start getting him to talk more about himself.
From that point, I haven't planned anything because things could go in many directions there, sort of hard to come up with a contingency for everything!
Anyway, what do you ladies think? Anything you'd change, add or omit? Got any ideas for a Step 4? Come on now, plenty of creative clever ladies here whose brains I wish to pick!
Asked by Anonymous at 7:14 AM on May. 8, 2011 in Relationships
Answer by xmama_bellax at 7:17 AM on May. 8, 2011
Answer by tspillane at 7:20 AM on May. 8, 2011
A little bit of an adult beverage can lower inhibitions.
Answer by JSD24 at 7:29 AM on May. 8, 2011
Answer by GlitteribonMom at 7:45 AM on May. 8, 2011
Answer by lovingmy4babies at 8:04 AM on May. 8, 2011
Answer by NannyB. at 8:07 AM on May. 8, 2011
Answer by samurai_chica at 8:12 AM on May. 8, 2011
Answer by Syphon at 8:24 AM on May. 8, 2011
Answer by emmyandlisa at 9:04 AM on May. 8, 2011
Answer by vicesix at 9:14 AM on May. 8, 2011