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What is the dumbest pick up line you have personally been told?

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Anonymous

Asked by Anonymous at 6:17 PM on Dec. 5, 2008 in Just for Fun

Answers (13)
  • "I used to play professional baseball"..........SO WHAT!!!
    EireLass

    Answer by EireLass at 6:19 PM on Dec. 5, 2008

  • Did it hurt?.... when you fell from heaven. How stupid.
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 6:20 PM on Dec. 5, 2008

  • You look like you would be better in bed than your sister.
    girlneffy

    Answer by girlneffy at 6:21 PM on Dec. 5, 2008

  • haha "you sister" haha
    KristaRene

    Answer by KristaRene at 6:24 PM on Dec. 5, 2008

  • - "Hey do you have any mexican in you?" [blank stare]

    "You want some?"

    - "I forgot my phone number. Can I have yours?"

    - "I hope you know CPR, because you just took my breath away"

    - "Do you clean your clothes with windex? [awkward pause] Because I see myself in your pants"

    - Hey, do you have any band-aids?" [usually followed by 'no, why'] "because I skinned my knees falling for you."

    - "Are your parents from Iraq? [followed by 'no']

    Because I think you're the bomb!"
    Cindrella72

    Answer by Cindrella72 at 6:33 PM on Dec. 5, 2008

  • I think the sister one has got to be the worst...but this one comes close "Damn...I picked the wrong cousin" (from my cousins boyfriend).
    kabbot01

    Answer by kabbot01 at 6:36 PM on Dec. 5, 2008

  • Oh, I forgot one more. This one I think is the worst I've ever heard...

    Guy motions with his finger for the girl to come visit him until she finally visits, then he says:

    "I knew if I fingered you long enough, you'd cum."
    Cindrella72

    Answer by Cindrella72 at 6:47 PM on Dec. 5, 2008

  • eww to the above statement.
    TiffanyLove18

    Answer by TiffanyLove18 at 6:47 PM on Dec. 5, 2008

  • I think maybe my husbands?
    "You know, if you ever get bored or anything......we could go do something sometime. I could pick you up....umm....I could feed you and all."
    Slinkee

    Answer by Slinkee at 7:00 PM on Dec. 5, 2008

  • "Girl, if I lived in your town I'd be on you like stink on Sh*!"
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 7:48 PM on Dec. 5, 2008

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