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Dirty Joke about Little Billy

Little Billy came home from school to see the families pet rooster dead in the front yard. Rigor mortis had set in and it was flat on its back with its legs in the air. When his Dad came home Billy said, "Dad our roosters dead and his legs are sticking in the air. Why are his legs sticking in the air?"

His father thinking quickly said, "Son, that's so God can reach down from the clouds and lift the rooster straight up to heaven."

"Gee Dad that's great," said little Billy. A few days later, when Dad came home from work, Billy rushed out to meet him yelling, "Dad, Dad we almost lost Mom today!"

"What do you mean?" said Dad.

"Well Dad, I got home from school early today and went up to your bedroom and there was Mom flat on her back with her legs in the air screaming, "Jesus I'm coming, I'm coming" If it hadn't of been for Uncle George holding her down we'd have lost her for sure!"

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Asked by johnsonbaby03 at 11:13 AM on May. 13, 2011 in Just for Fun

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Answers (12)
  • OMG ROFL thanks for the laugh!!!

    Answer by kitchenwitch78 at 11:15 AM on May. 13, 2011

  • LOL!!

    Answer by Brandi300 at 11:19 AM on May. 13, 2011

  • sidesplittinglaughter


    Answer by nmmama09 at 11:22 AM on May. 13, 2011

  • that's hilarious

    Answer by josiesmommy00 at 11:25 AM on May. 13, 2011

  • Thats GREAT! Thanks for sharing!

    Answer by MyLilClaireBear at 11:25 AM on May. 13, 2011

  • LMBO

    Answer by mommy5409 at 11:28 AM on May. 13, 2011

  • sidesplittinglaughter


    Answer by Alisim at 11:34 AM on May. 13, 2011

  • LOL

    Answer by ttk2 at 11:36 AM on May. 13, 2011

  • Like!

    Answer by ABeaverhausen at 11:44 AM on May. 13, 2011

  • Haha me likey!!!

    Answer by Helen2004 at 12:36 PM on May. 13, 2011

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