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Dirty Joke about Little Billy

Little Billy came home from school to see the families pet rooster dead in the front yard. Rigor mortis had set in and it was flat on its back with its legs in the air. When his Dad came home Billy said, "Dad our roosters dead and his legs are sticking in the air. Why are his legs sticking in the air?"

His father thinking quickly said, "Son, that's so God can reach down from the clouds and lift the rooster straight up to heaven."

"Gee Dad that's great," said little Billy. A few days later, when Dad came home from work, Billy rushed out to meet him yelling, "Dad, Dad we almost lost Mom today!"

"What do you mean?" said Dad.

"Well Dad, I got home from school early today and went up to your bedroom and there was Mom flat on her back with her legs in the air screaming, "Jesus I'm coming, I'm coming" If it hadn't of been for Uncle George holding her down we'd have lost her for sure!"

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johnsonbaby03

Asked by johnsonbaby03 at 11:13 AM on May. 13, 2011 in Just for Fun

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Answers (12)
  • OMG ROFL thanks for the laugh!!!
    kitchenwitch78

    Answer by kitchenwitch78 at 11:15 AM on May. 13, 2011

  • LOL!!
    Brandi300

    Answer by Brandi300 at 11:19 AM on May. 13, 2011

  • sidesplittinglaughter

    nmmama09

    Answer by nmmama09 at 11:22 AM on May. 13, 2011

  • that's hilarious
    josiesmommy00

    Answer by josiesmommy00 at 11:25 AM on May. 13, 2011

  • Thats GREAT! Thanks for sharing!
    MyLilClaireBear

    Answer by MyLilClaireBear at 11:25 AM on May. 13, 2011

  • LMBO
    mommy5409

    Answer by mommy5409 at 11:28 AM on May. 13, 2011

  • sidesplittinglaughter

    Alisim

    Answer by Alisim at 11:34 AM on May. 13, 2011

  • LOL
    ttk2

    Answer by ttk2 at 11:36 AM on May. 13, 2011

  • Like!
    ABeaverhausen

    Answer by ABeaverhausen at 11:44 AM on May. 13, 2011

  • Haha me likey!!!
    Helen2004

    Answer by Helen2004 at 12:36 PM on May. 13, 2011

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