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Do you want to hear a Tampon joke??

Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of Tampax and proceeded to the checkout counter. The man at the counter asked the older boy, "Son, how old are you?" "Eight," the boy replied. The man continued, "Do you know how these are used?" The boy replied, "Not exactly, but they aren't for me. They are for my brother; he's four. We saw on TV that if you use these you would be able to swim and ride a bike. He can't do either one."

 
ThatBoysMom

Asked by ThatBoysMom at 12:16 AM on May. 19, 2011 in Just for Fun

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Answers (10)
  • This is so weird! I had this very same joke in my head today, but instead I told this one:
    So this lady was at the checkout with her groceries, but her Tampax weren't ringing up properly. So the lady gets on the loud speaker saying "price check on tampax". Well the kid misunderstood the request and thought she said thumbtacks. So he goes up to the front and asks the cashier and the lady if she wants the ones that you put in with a hammer or the ones that you use your finger.
    Musicmom80

    Answer by Musicmom80 at 1:07 AM on May. 19, 2011

  • Lol...very cute
    Lucky209

    Answer by Lucky209 at 12:18 AM on May. 19, 2011

  • funny!!!
    dancer

    Answer by dancer at 12:18 AM on May. 19, 2011

  • LMAO
    jllcali

    Answer by jllcali at 12:21 AM on May. 19, 2011

  • HaHaHaHa
    mamaofficer

    Answer by mamaofficer at 12:22 AM on May. 19, 2011

  • lol cute!
    Mom2princessq

    Answer by Mom2princessq at 12:22 AM on May. 19, 2011

  • thats sweet!

    Since AF is visiting I was thinking I could use a nice raunchy joke, but that was a nice surprise!
    cassie_kellison

    Answer by cassie_kellison at 12:42 AM on May. 19, 2011

  • rolling on floorCute!

    musicpisces

    Answer by musicpisces at 12:47 AM on May. 19, 2011

  • funny! :)
    Ashoonik

    Answer by Ashoonik at 2:38 AM on May. 19, 2011

  • lol MusicMom! I like that one!!
    ThatBoysMom

    Comment by ThatBoysMom (original poster) at 11:04 AM on May. 19, 2011