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Do you lie to your mom?

Mrs. Ravioli comes to visit her son, Anthony, for dinner. He lives with a female roommate, Maria. During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty Anthony's roommate is.

Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Anthony and his roommate than met the eye.

Reading his mom's thoughts, Anthony volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Maria and I are just roommates.''

About a week later, Maria came to Anthony saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver sugar bowl. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"

"Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just to be sure." So he sat down and wrote an email:

Dear Mama,

I'm not saying that you "did" take the sugar bowl from my house; I'm not saying that you "did not" take it. But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.

Love, Anthony

Several days later, Anthony received a response email from his Mama which read:

Dear Son,

I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Maria, and I'm not saying that you "do not" sleep with her. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the sugar bowl by now.

Love, Mama

 
ABeaverhausen

Asked by ABeaverhausen at 8:44 AM on May. 20, 2011 in Just for Fun

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Answers (12)
  • Ha. Very funny! And I had a serious answer about lying to my mom.
    DusterMommy

    Answer by DusterMommy at 9:04 AM on May. 20, 2011

  • LOL thats pretty good
    gemgem

    Answer by gemgem at 8:48 AM on May. 20, 2011

  • LOL!!
    MizLee

    Answer by MizLee at 8:52 AM on May. 20, 2011

  • lol i like it : )
    ThatBoysMom

    Answer by ThatBoysMom at 8:57 AM on May. 20, 2011

  • LOL!!!!
    LovelyLauren55

    Answer by LovelyLauren55 at 9:06 AM on May. 20, 2011

  • I love it!
    Aneya

    Answer by Aneya at 9:08 AM on May. 20, 2011

  • Hmmm... maybe I should have posted this in the Relationships category instead of Just for Fun?
    ABeaverhausen

    Comment by ABeaverhausen (original poster) at 8:48 AM on May. 20, 2011

  • ABeaverhausen

    Comment by ABeaverhausen (original poster) at 9:07 AM on May. 20, 2011

  • Woah! So smooth!
    ILoveAsherAthan

    Answer by ILoveAsherAthan at 9:10 AM on May. 20, 2011

  • LOL that's too funny!!
    SweetOrangeMama

    Answer by SweetOrangeMama at 9:13 AM on May. 20, 2011