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In Pharmacology,all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also call Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.


The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of

government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.

Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of:

MOUNT & DO.

Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.

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johnsonbaby03

Asked by johnsonbaby03 at 4:21 PM on May. 20, 2011 in Just for Fun

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  • Thank you I needed q good laugh about now!
    yesmaam

    Answer by yesmaam at 4:43 PM on May. 20, 2011

  • That is great. thanks
    onix

    Answer by onix at 4:57 PM on May. 20, 2011

  • Thanks for the laughs!!! Have a great weekend and dont bump into any blind old men with boners ;)
    DJsMommy610

    Answer by DJsMommy610 at 5:03 PM on May. 20, 2011

  • LMAO!!!! This is a joke right? Either way, funny as hell and I will be sharing it with everyone I know! lol Thanks for the laugh mama!
    Lucky209

    Answer by Lucky209 at 5:08 PM on May. 20, 2011

  • Ha!
    lizi.clawson

    Answer by lizi.clawson at 5:42 PM on May. 20, 2011

  • sidesplittinglaughter

    alotleft2do

    Answer by alotleft2do at 6:18 PM on May. 20, 2011

  • I really hope someone at Pfizer Marketing sees this and manages to sneak it thru!
    pampire

    Answer by pampire at 6:34 PM on May. 20, 2011

  • lol
    smurfyangel

    Answer by smurfyangel at 6:53 PM on May. 20, 2011

  • ROFLMAO!!
    jspencer1014

    Answer by jspencer1014 at 8:53 PM on May. 20, 2011

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