Dear Mr. Cameron,
Please find below our suggestion for fixing England 's economy.
Instead of giving billions of pounds to banks that will squander the money on lavish parties and
unearned bonuses, use the following plan..
You can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:
There are about 10 million people over 50 in the work force.
Pay them £1 million each severance for early retirement with the following stipulations:
1) They MUST retire.
Ten million job openings - unemployment fixed
2) They MUST buy a new British car.
Ten million cars ordered - Car Industry fixed
3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage -
Housing Crisis fixed
4) They MUST send their kids to school/college/university -
Crime rate fixed
Answer by NotPanicking at 11:06 PM on May. 23, 2011
Answer by agentwanda at 11:07 PM on May. 23, 2011
Answer by itsmesteph11 at 8:49 AM on May. 24, 2011
Answer by yourspecialkid at 10:41 AM on May. 24, 2011
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I dunno what more I can do..what does everyone think?