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Things women never want to hear men say! Go! First one to make me spit my coffee gets Best Answer!

Example: "I think I see an image of Jesus in your cellulite! Let me get a pic of that..."

 
Fistandantalus

Asked by Fistandantalus at 12:53 PM on May. 26, 2011 in Just for Fun

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Answers (9)
  • That's your stomach? I thought I was grabbing your boob.
    nmmama09

    Answer by nmmama09 at 12:57 PM on May. 26, 2011

  • "Wow, did that outfit shrink some more?"
    Dahis

    Answer by Dahis at 12:55 PM on May. 26, 2011

  • "It broke"
    Dr.Donna

    Answer by Dr.Donna at 12:55 PM on May. 26, 2011

  • "Honey, my best friend's wife told him that you can do these exercises called Kegels to tighten that back up!"
    CeeCee333

    Answer by CeeCee333 at 12:56 PM on May. 26, 2011

  • I don't think having sex with you on top is a good idea anymore..you've put on a little weight
    Lucky209

    Answer by Lucky209 at 12:57 PM on May. 26, 2011

  • I had a dream you got boob implants a tummy tuck and laser hair removal. You were PERFECT




    actual quote BTW
    Nicoles2LilRams

    Answer by Nicoles2LilRams at 12:57 PM on May. 26, 2011

  • You look so much like your mom in that outfit. I just want to jump your bones right here.
    DJsMommy610

    Answer by DJsMommy610 at 12:58 PM on May. 26, 2011

  • My DH: Look, I can't stop losing weight"
    Me: Poor you - must be rough - could you take some of my 40lbs please
    DH: I'll do whatever I can to help you get rid of THAT
    Me:Well Maybe soon the running I started will help
    DH: "looks me up and down" Yeah...... Maybe
    maxsmom11807

    Answer by maxsmom11807 at 1:00 PM on May. 26, 2011

  • "Do they make a bigger size"...yes, that one is real. My LP said I might have to go up another size in maternity clothes, and followed up asking if they made a bigger size. No dumbass...I'm the fattest pregnant woman EVER.
    Mom-2-3-Girlz

    Answer by Mom-2-3-Girlz at 1:03 PM on May. 26, 2011

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