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I HATE when SO does this... adult content

every morning like clockwork, he goes into the bathroom for an hour.

this is also repeated in the evening.
"well sir, im so glad you are so blessed to be regular. jerkface."

how can he go that much? i need a second bathroom. ugh :(


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Asked by babymaycker at 2:46 PM on May. 31, 2011 in Relationships

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  • i know the BIL used to spend a lot of his time in the bathroom, i often wonder if their life is dedicated to the bathroom area. They definetly spend more then their life's time then regular people do in the bathroom.

    Answer by americansugar80 at 2:50 PM on May. 31, 2011

  • How can he have enough shit to go for 2 hours??? What else is he doing in there?
    I thought my husband's 20 min a day was bad!

    Answer by butterflyblue19 at 2:50 PM on May. 31, 2011

  • Men and the bathroom. I really don't get it. What are they doing in there? How does it take that long to go to the bathroom? I don't have the answers, but I feel your pain. Sometimes I think they're just hiding out in there enjoying the quiet.

    Answer by MaryMW at 2:51 PM on May. 31, 2011

  • I guess you can't say he's full of shit, can you? LOL

    Answer by Dahis at 2:53 PM on May. 31, 2011

  • LOL..he must have a diet high in fiber.Hopefully you have 2 bathrooms?

    Answer by kimberlyinberea at 2:53 PM on May. 31, 2011

  • My aunt caught my uncle picking the hairs on his nuts on camera. He might be doing the same! ...but do you really want to know?

    Answer by matobe at 2:54 PM on May. 31, 2011

  • Df is the same, when I see him take a game or a mag to the BR I knw he is going to be in there for a while.

    Answer by styhmMommy at 2:55 PM on May. 31, 2011

  • Heh heh - that's why I say only live in a home that has at least as many toilets as their are inhabitants!

    Answer by kathyartist2007 at 3:26 PM on May. 31, 2011

  • LMAO@matobe! Oh my goodness- I do NOT want to know! My DH spends an awful lot of time in the bathroom too.

    Answer by lovingmy4babies at 3:27 PM on May. 31, 2011

  • lol i dont know! we used to have two bathrooms, and dang it all we will soon. i go in maybe 3x a week for a few minutes..and he spends almost enough time for a part time job in there :] luckily he TRIES to be less of an inconvenience, but i always hear the door lock right when i get up from sleeping and have to pee like a madwoman!


    wonder if our son will be the same way?

    Comment by babymaycker (original poster) at 3:30 PM on May. 31, 2011

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