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Small problem im having... adult content

well you see i gave my husband a blow job for his birthday last night and his sperm glued my lips together and i cant get them apart... so my question is where do i learn to sign??

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Anonymous

Asked by Anonymous at 6:29 PM on Jun. 1, 2011 in Health

Answers (10)
  • Pry them apart with a popsicle stick.
    lowencope

    Answer by lowencope at 6:30 PM on Jun. 1, 2011

  • wtfritz? troll alert!
    shortycmlb

    Answer by shortycmlb at 6:30 PM on Jun. 1, 2011

  • Try some nail polish remover. That unglues anything!
    butterflyblue19

    Answer by butterflyblue19 at 6:32 PM on Jun. 1, 2011

  • OMG please!!!!
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 6:34 PM on Jun. 1, 2011

  • maybe you will lose some weight now !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 6:34 PM on Jun. 1, 2011

  • ROFLMAO
    kaedrasgma

    Answer by kaedrasgma at 7:40 PM on Jun. 1, 2011

  • Did you know you can fart in 5 different laguages ;)
    Ericha7

    Answer by Ericha7 at 12:52 PM on Jun. 2, 2011

  • maybe Listerine would help
    LovelyLexy84

    Answer by LovelyLexy84 at 12:59 PM on Jun. 2, 2011

  • At the Home for Wives of Husbands with Unfortunate and Useless Superpowers
    nepenthe429

    Answer by nepenthe429 at 1:06 PM on Jun. 2, 2011

  • thats messed up this isnt a sex site mother site okay and i dont think u need to learn sign language he mite have sumthing wrong a guy shouldnt be that sticky ewwww
    aliciareichle

    Answer by aliciareichle at 4:14 PM on Jun. 2, 2011

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