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!@#$%^&*()

Ok moms I know most of us use em.

But we can't curse infront of the kiddo.

What words or made up words do you use in the heat of the moment with children around.

I say oh fart unstead of you know the f word.
And when I get hurt I tend to yell sucka.

 
Kimkh

Asked by Kimkh at 10:26 PM on Jun. 2, 2011 in Just for Fun

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Answers (14)
  • shoot a monkey (sh*t) my mamaw used to say that alot
    and shadoobie for sh*t
    josiesmommy00

    Answer by josiesmommy00 at 12:05 AM on Jun. 3, 2011

  • Well, I generally curse like Ned Flanders anyway, but one my kids picked up on at an early age was "Fudge Nuggets!" (or, as said by a three year old, "Budge nugges!"

    Other KateD exclamations are: "Doodlebug!" "Pickle!" and "Crimanitly!"
    KateDinVA

    Answer by KateDinVA at 10:30 PM on Jun. 2, 2011

  • banana oil. I remember reading that Wild Bill made Annie Oakley use that instead of a swear word.
    tootoobusy

    Answer by tootoobusy at 10:42 PM on Jun. 2, 2011

  • I don't censore much - I know, bad mom. But if it's really bad I'll just scream at the top of my lungs, or roll out a bunch of mumbo-jumbo - flibbertyflibbermorphyblipper...or whatever.
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 10:50 PM on Jun. 2, 2011

  • Oh Snap or Sichabob!!!
    Freakazoid! Yes those are my cover up words
    BrandiM189

    Answer by BrandiM189 at 11:10 PM on Jun. 2, 2011

  • sugarpuffs for sh--
    fudge for f---

    I have to really fight hard to not say the real thing. my DH has a child from a previous relationship and already swears as it is. we don't use curse words around the kid so Lord only knows where he picked it up.
    mmsfirstone

    Answer by mmsfirstone at 11:14 PM on Jun. 2, 2011

  • We learned in high school PE class to say the name of a vegetable instead of using a "bad" word. I"m still saying tomato or squash. My kids think I'm crazy!
    CometGirl

    Answer by CometGirl at 8:27 AM on Jun. 3, 2011

  • fudge- f**ck
    babygirl0782

    Answer by babygirl0782 at 10:27 PM on Jun. 2, 2011

  • I'm very mild in my language since having kids. I'll say "darn" or "hush!" or "oh poo!" but that's about as extreme as it gets.
    judimary

    Answer by judimary at 10:28 PM on Jun. 2, 2011

  • my 2yo has figured out what words are bad and when i say them she echos with 'don't say that, mama'
    sophistcatdfury

    Answer by sophistcatdfury at 10:29 PM on Jun. 2, 2011

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