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Which are you? adult content




Taoism -Shit happens.

Buddhism -If shit happens, it's not really shit.

Islam -If shit happens, it's the will of Allah.

Protestantism -Shit happens because you don't work hard enough.

Judaism -Why does this shit always happen to us?

Hinduism -This shit happened before.

Catholicism -Shit happens because you're bad.

Hare Krishna -Shit happens rama rama.

T.V. Evangelism -Send more shit.

Atheism -No shit.

Jehova's Witness -Knock knock, shit happens.

Hedonism -There's nothing like a good shit happening.

Christian Science -Shit happens in your mind.

Agnosticism -Maybe shit happens, maybe it doesn't.

Rastafarianism -Let's smoke this shit.

Existentialism -What is shit anyway?

Stoicism -This shit doesn't bother me.

http://www.angelfire.com/ky/nogod/joke.html

 
pookiekins34

Asked by pookiekins34 at 11:58 AM on Jun. 3, 2011 in Religious Debate

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Answers (21)
  • None of the above.
    NannyB.

    Answer by NannyB. at 6:41 PM on Jun. 3, 2011

  • I'm on this list:
    * Norse: If shit happens, beat the crap out of it.
    * Feminist: Get in touch with your inner shit.
    * Solitary: If shit happens; Duck!
    * Eco-feminist: We've got to clean up this shit!
    * Gardnerian: Shit happens in degrees.
    * Alexandrian: Shit happens because Gardner told us so.
    * Dabbler: We have ways of making shit happen.
    * Eclectic: We make our own shit.
    * Newbie: I don't understand this shit. OR- I like this shit.
    * Ceremonial Magician: No one understands my shit.
    * Wiccan: You must balance your shit.
    * Witch: I can use this shit.
    * Druid: This is old shit.
    * Greek: Let's drink to this shit!
    * Reconstructionist: This shit happened before.
    * Celtic: This shit keeps happening to us.
    * Modern Western: We'll fight to keep our shit.
    * Fundamentalist: We know who to blame for this shit.
    * Priest: This shit happens every year.
    NotPanicking

    Answer by NotPanicking at 1:50 PM on Jun. 3, 2011

  • * Traditionalist: Don't tell anyone about this shit.
    * Shamanic: Get some drums, let's dance to this shit!
    * Fam-trad: I inherited this shit.
    * Visionary: Let's smoke this shit!
    * Former Catholics: If shit happens, I'm not to blame.
    * Techno-Pagans: This shit always happens when I'm online.
    NotPanicking

    Answer by NotPanicking at 1:50 PM on Jun. 3, 2011

  • the shit happening is in the ass of the beholder. christian science
    momofone725

    Answer by momofone725 at 12:01 PM on Jun. 3, 2011

  • Maybe shit happens, maybe it doesn't.
    cassie_kellison

    Answer by cassie_kellison at 12:02 PM on Jun. 3, 2011

  • Haha! Thanks for the good laugh. Let's smoke this shit!
    Shanna84

    Answer by Shanna84 at 12:09 PM on Jun. 3, 2011

  • HaHa... I'm on NPs list too!
    SabrinaMBowen

    Answer by SabrinaMBowen at 2:47 PM on Jun. 3, 2011

  • ahhahaha those are funny! hmm i dont know which i am i can be a little of several of them, but these are funny and true
    RobinEsMommy

    Answer by RobinEsMommy at 12:03 PM on Jun. 3, 2011

  • Maybe shit happens, maybe it doesn't.
    MrsBridges19

    Answer by MrsBridges19 at 12:18 PM on Jun. 3, 2011

  • Shit happens because you don't work hard enough =)
    lol...this was funny
    Lucky209

    Answer by Lucky209 at 12:49 PM on Jun. 3, 2011

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