~Sunday sports is like the full moon or the changing of the tides. let it be!
~Crying is blackmail
~Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
~Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. ~Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissable in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days. ~If you think you are fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. ~If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one. ~Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials. ~ Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we. ~if it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.