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Finish the sentence: I couldn't be a politician because...

Best answer goes to whichever makes me laugh the most....I need a good laugh.


Asked by Dkhilly at 12:36 PM on Jun. 9, 2011 in Politics & Current Events

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Answers (43)
  • I don't have a twitter account.

    Answer by jmpj8107 at 12:49 PM on Jun. 9, 2011

  • I can't bring myself to send dirty photos or texts to random people I meet!

    Answer by zoejains_momma at 12:40 PM on Jun. 9, 2011

  • ... I'm not a lying, cheating, stealing, war monger, afraid that people don't actually need me to feed them, cloth them, educate them, medicate them, and I so I'd refuse to tell them whom they can marry, how much money they can earn, what food they can eat, how to raise their children, all the while working to eliminate a banking and currency system which is working to screw them and their posterity.

    Answer by -Eilish- at 12:48 PM on Jun. 9, 2011

  • Because there's no strings on me...


    Answer by scout_mom at 1:02 PM on Jun. 9, 2011

  • I detest lying and I am not good at it.
    I am not a patient person and I don't do well with bullsh*ttery.
    I am not a narcisist and I hate the sound of my own voice.
    When I recognize waste in my spending I change things even if it makes me a little uncomfortable.
    I know that when there isn't money for something, I don't get to create quantitative easing in my own accounts just by adding a zero.
    I am sure there are things in my past that would make me an unlikely candidate and honestly I don't think  I could deal with listening to people that have a sense of entitlement, but no sense of personal responsibility. 

    *I don't think those will make you laugh, but they are all true*


    Answer by QuinnMae at 1:21 PM on Jun. 9, 2011

  • I don't have the ability to smile on both sides of my face while talking out my ass.

    Answer by hootie826 at 5:28 PM on Jun. 9, 2011

  • ...I don't like for people to hate me. :0)

    I would be an oxymoron 'Honest Politician'

    Answer by But_Mommie at 12:40 PM on Jun. 9, 2011

  • I can't spend money that's not mine and I'm not politically correct


    Answer by jen699 at 12:53 PM on Jun. 9, 2011

  • I'm too honest.


    Answer by josiesmommy00 at 12:38 PM on Jun. 9, 2011

  • I'm a very bad lier.

    Answer by jhcz at 12:40 PM on Jun. 9, 2011