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What was the funniest thing your child said to you?

Today, when I was popping the packing balloons from a package we recieved. My son told me to just sit on them and fart, it'll burn them.. ROFL.. What a silly boy..

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Asked by Fantasystar at 11:01 PM on Jun. 10, 2011 in Just for Fun

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  • My son is only two but he asks everyone "How do you do?" It's really funny the way it comes out.

    Answer by fireeyes81 at 11:04 PM on Jun. 10, 2011

  • My LO told me yesterday that she wasn't looking when her hand threw the wrapper on the floor. She just did not see it happen!!!

    Answer by tootoobusy at 11:06 PM on Jun. 10, 2011

  • just tonight while my son 3 yrs old was laying in bed I hear him tell our dog, "don't eat in my room!" He was very serious too! Our dog likes to take her food to another room and eat. and DS knows we don't eat in the bedrooms.

    Answer by canelamami at 11:09 PM on Jun. 10, 2011

  • there was another answer here, where did it go? I started reading it and it's gone!

    Answer by AmandaH321 at 11:17 PM on Jun. 10, 2011

  • How I discovered dd (5)needs to learn how to wipe herself better,
    Mommy theres some stuff in my vagina.
    What?! What kind of stuff?
    You know like salad stuff.

    So gross, she hadn't been wipping properly, if she had at all.

    Answer by AmandaH321 at 11:22 PM on Jun. 10, 2011

  • dd (3) said "Daddy let's cuddle." Then she gives him one of her teddy bears (her baby), coverd them up and walked away.
    He said I thought we were cuddling?
    She said Well you can cuddle my baby.

    Answer by AmandaH321 at 11:40 PM on Jun. 10, 2011

  • Talking with dd, 3, about her first soccer game
    dd you can run and kick the ball!!
    In the face?
    No in the net.
    And I will kick it in the sky!
    This will be an interesting game! lol

    Answer by AmandaH321 at 1:05 AM on Jun. 11, 2011

  • DS once asked me if girls play softball instead of baseball because girls need softer, bigger balls...I died laughing

    Answer by onemellowmom at 2:03 AM on Jun. 11, 2011

  • my 6 yr old is the only boy and has teenage sisters and feels that his 18 yr old sisters bff is his when this bff comes over and talks of her boyfriend my 6 yr old will tell her " don't talk about him it breaks my heart"

    he also tells his 18 yr old sister.... "I love you more then my own heart"

    I cannot wait to see what kind of kid he is when he really starts dating,lol

    Answer by wheresthewayout at 3:49 AM on Jun. 11, 2011

  • Because I'm the oldest (meooma) I'm going to die first.

    Answer by meooma at 7:30 AM on Jun. 11, 2011

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