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Why I'm Depressed adult content


I'M DEPRESSED!

Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel , "Pick up
your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the
Promised Land."

Nearly 75 years ago (when Welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said, "Lay down
your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel. This is the Promised
Land."

Today, Congress has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price
of Camels and mortgaged the Promised Land!

I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy,
the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc... . I
called a Suicide Hotline.

I had to press 1 for English.

I was connected to a call center in Pakistan . I told them I was suicidal.

They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck....




 
Anonymous

Asked by Anonymous at 8:07 PM on Jun. 13, 2011 in Politics & Current Events

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Answers (28)
  • You might be able to see a shrink for that and get an Rx for your depression. Of course the meds will be made in India and you might have to order them from Canada pharmacies.

    QuinnMae

    Answer by QuinnMae at 8:14 PM on Jun. 13, 2011

  • ............sigh..............conservative humor.


     


    Yup... For Liberal Humor? See Anthony Weiner...    Apparently, all you need is a twitter account.... ;o)

    grlygrlz2

    Answer by grlygrlz2 at 9:04 PM on Jun. 13, 2011

  • sooooo true!
    AmberDanielle02

    Answer by AmberDanielle02 at 8:10 PM on Jun. 13, 2011

  • LOL, that's horrible.
    QuinnMae

    Answer by QuinnMae at 8:10 PM on Jun. 13, 2011

  • Idk whether to laugh or cry. this is awesome!
    mmsfirstone

    Answer by mmsfirstone at 8:11 PM on Jun. 13, 2011

  • clapping

    tnmomofive

    Answer by tnmomofive at 8:12 PM on Jun. 13, 2011

  • I've seen this before and I LOVE IT!!!!
    DSamuels

    Answer by DSamuels at 8:24 PM on Jun. 13, 2011

  • fantastic!
    HollyBoBolly

    Answer by HollyBoBolly at 8:16 PM on Jun. 13, 2011

  • I've seen that before lol ... although it pretty much falls under 'too true to be funny'!
    Farmlady09

    Answer by Farmlady09 at 8:51 PM on Jun. 13, 2011

  • Ohhh my...................................... ;oP
    grlygrlz2

    Answer by grlygrlz2 at 8:22 PM on Jun. 13, 2011

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