Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel , "Pick up
your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the
Nearly 75 years ago (when Welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said, "Lay down
your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel. This is the Promised
Today, Congress has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price
of Camels and mortgaged the Promised Land!
I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy,
the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc... . I
called a Suicide Hotline.
I had to press 1 for English.
I was connected to a call center in Pakistan . I told them I was suicidal.
They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck....
Asked by Anonymous at 8:07 PM on Jun. 13, 2011 in Politics & Current Events
You might be able to see a shrink for that and get an Rx for your depression. Of course the meds will be made in India and you might have to order them from Canada pharmacies.
Answer by QuinnMae at 8:14 PM on Jun. 13, 2011
Yup... For Liberal Humor? See Anthony Weiner... Apparently, all you need is a twitter account.... ;o)
Answer by grlygrlz2 at 9:04 PM on Jun. 13, 2011
Answer by AmberDanielle02 at 8:10 PM on Jun. 13, 2011
Answer by QuinnMae at 8:10 PM on Jun. 13, 2011
Answer by mmsfirstone at 8:11 PM on Jun. 13, 2011
Answer by tnmomofive at 8:12 PM on Jun. 13, 2011
Answer by DSamuels at 8:24 PM on Jun. 13, 2011
Answer by HollyBoBolly at 8:16 PM on Jun. 13, 2011
Answer by Farmlady09 at 8:51 PM on Jun. 13, 2011
Answer by grlygrlz2 at 8:22 PM on Jun. 13, 2011