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short nice/funny quotes

anybody know any?

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Anonymous

Asked by Anonymous at 7:43 PM on Dec. 11, 2008 in Just for Fun

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  • Can't feed em' don't breed em'
    This is the bumper sticker my husband has on his car....
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 7:46 PM on Dec. 11, 2008

  • What you call dog with no legs?
    Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come.
    m.robertson811

    Answer by m.robertson811 at 7:49 PM on Dec. 11, 2008

  • i'm not short i'm fun sized....
    good girls are bad girls who never get caught.

    mama2twins07

    Answer by mama2twins07 at 7:51 PM on Dec. 11, 2008

  • He who laughs last didn't get it.
    m.robertson811

    Answer by m.robertson811 at 7:52 PM on Dec. 11, 2008

  • you may start the shit, but you sure aren't the shit.

    it's not my fault your man wants me..

    be faithful to yourself its basically all you'll ever be (you)

    sometimes all you need is a second chance
    because time wasn't ready for the first one.

    you can't change the past
    but you can ruin the present by worrying about the future.
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 7:53 PM on Dec. 11, 2008

  • Note to self... it is illegal to kill people for being stupid.
    salexander

    Answer by salexander at 7:56 PM on Dec. 11, 2008

  • heres your sign
    mama2twins07

    Answer by mama2twins07 at 7:58 PM on Dec. 11, 2008

  • it's 5:00 somewhere!
    pinkclover

    Answer by pinkclover at 8:39 PM on Dec. 11, 2008

  • feel your boobies(breast cancer awareness)
    pinkclover

    Answer by pinkclover at 8:41 PM on Dec. 11, 2008

  • salexander,i have that bumper sticker on myspace!
    pinkclover

    Answer by pinkclover at 8:42 PM on Dec. 11, 2008

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