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Motivate me people! (no there is no question :0P )

I am in a crappy/depressed mood but I *KNOW* I need to be cleaning my house. Make me snap out of it and get this crap done...

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But_Mommie

Asked by But_Mommie at 12:21 PM on Jun. 17, 2011 in Just for Fun

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  • I just talked to your Great Aunt Maple and she is on her way over. And you know what a stickler she is for a clean house.
    SleepingBeautee

    Answer by SleepingBeautee at 12:22 PM on Jun. 17, 2011

  • NI]ot great aunt maple!!! lmao!! Lock the doors! ... wait...a... minute.... I don't even HAVE a great Aunt Maple... ;0) nice try~
    But_Mommie

    Comment by But_Mommie (original poster) at 12:24 PM on Jun. 17, 2011

  • Well okay..

    what men would do if they had a vagina for a day
    10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.

    9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half.

    8. See if they could finally do the splits.

    7. See if it's truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet.

    6. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch.

    5. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes ... BEFORE closing time.

    4. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first.

    3. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video.

    2. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts too.

    1. Finally find that damned G-spot.
    SuperrMommyy

    Answer by SuperrMommyy at 12:24 PM on Jun. 17, 2011

  • Bugzmomma

    Answer by Bugzmomma at 12:26 PM on Jun. 17, 2011

  • ..uh..i got nothin'.
    dullscissors

    Answer by dullscissors at 12:30 PM on Jun. 17, 2011

  • man checked this q out hoping to find some motivation myself! lol
    AmandaH321

    Answer by AmandaH321 at 12:31 PM on Jun. 17, 2011

  • geeze you all suck! lmao!! At least sleepingB. tried. :0D If nothing else you have all made me smile.
    But_Mommie

    Comment by But_Mommie (original poster) at 12:31 PM on Jun. 17, 2011

  • http://www.essence.com/2009/10/21/horny-housework-cleaning-might-help-sex/
    Chloesmom1126

    Answer by Chloesmom1126 at 12:46 PM on Jun. 17, 2011

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