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Just Some Fun Facts for Friday Night

I know we've all seen these before, but we can all use a break from being serious! ENJOY!
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1. If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it)

2. If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it)

3. A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.
(In my next life I want to be a pig)
(How'd they figure this out, and why?)

4. Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
(Still can't get over that pig thing)

5. Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(Is that why Flipper was always smiling? And pigs get 30-minute orgasms? Doesn't seem fair)

6. The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
(Hmmmmmmmmm........)

7. Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people do.
(If you're ambidextrous do you split the difference?)

8. The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
(Did taxpayers pay for this research??)

9. Polar bears are left handed.
(Who knew....? Who cares? How'd they find out, did they ask them?)

10. The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What can be so tasty on the bottom of the pond?)

11. The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
(30 minutes...can you imagine?? And why pigs?)

12. A cockroach will live nine days without it's head, before it starves to death.
(Creepy)

13. The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
(Honey, I'm home. What the....)
(Well, at least pigs get a break there...)

14. Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(In my next life I still want to be a pig ... quality over quantity)

15. Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Oh, Geez ...That's almost as bad as catfish)

16. An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain.
(I know some people like that.)

17. Starfish don't have brains.
(I know some people like that too.)

 
SpiritedWitch

Asked by SpiritedWitch at 10:15 PM on Jun. 17, 2011 in Just for Fun

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Answers (9)
  • Next time someone calls me a pig, I'll tell them "thank you, but my orgasms don't last that long."

    LOL (I know I've seen this before, but its been a while!)
    hopeandglory53

    Answer by hopeandglory53 at 12:40 AM on Jun. 18, 2011

  • lol... thanks mama.. that makes me laugh.. ahhh.. I WANT TO BE A PIG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    maxsmom11807

    Answer by maxsmom11807 at 10:19 PM on Jun. 17, 2011

  • I never in my life thought I would be jealous of bacon!!! LOL
    Lucky209

    Answer by Lucky209 at 10:56 PM on Jun. 17, 2011

  • happyThanks for the share,Momma!

    Robsmommy

    Answer by Robsmommy at 11:13 PM on Jun. 17, 2011

  • yes, that explains why I love BACON!  LOL

    wmbeener

    Answer by wmbeener at 11:20 PM on Jun. 17, 2011

  • so thats why Patrick Star is so stupid!

    thanks for the laughs!
    okmanders

    Answer by okmanders at 12:28 AM on Jun. 18, 2011

  • Dangit, I'm still thinking about that pig!
    hopeandglory53

    Answer by hopeandglory53 at 12:48 AM on Jun. 18, 2011

  • good

    Vix920

    Answer by Vix920 at 2:10 PM on Jun. 18, 2011

  • Now we all know why BACON IS SOOOOO GOOD!!
    SpiritedWitch

    Comment by SpiritedWitch (original poster) at 11:04 PM on Jun. 17, 2011

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