My granddaughter has said:
"Mommy, Grandpa is your daddy, right? He's my daddy, too!" My daughter was in a crowded store at the time and got some very dirty looks from the other shoppers!
My granddaughter has also said, "Oh, Damn, that hurt!" when she stubbed her toe.
Recently, she started saying, "Oh my God!" when she's excited, which is not appropriate in our Roman Catholic family.
I think the funniest thing I ever heard a kid say was about thirty years ago, though, when I was a day care teacher. Two four year olds and a five year old, one girl and two boys, were playing in the housekeeping center. Both boys wanted to be the daddy, and were arguing about it. The little girl - a precious child from a good home - put one hand on her hip and gestured with her other hand, as though she had it all figured out. She said, "You can be the Daddy, and you can be the boyfriend!"
at 6:19 PM on Jun. 18, 2011