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How many weeks pregnant am I ?

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Asked by Anonymous at 2:14 PM on Jun. 19, 2011 in General Parenting

Answers (6)
  • ???

    Answer by Melbornj at 2:15 PM on Jun. 19, 2011

  • huh?

    Answer by mamawilbur at 2:18 PM on Jun. 19, 2011

  • pee on the keyboard and give me an hour to process results

    Answer by sophistcatdfury at 2:21 PM on Jun. 19, 2011

  • Go to a doctor and give them info on your cycle and if it was missed ect. they should give you an aproximate answer to how far along you are.

    Answer by ashely879 at 2:43 PM on Jun. 19, 2011

  • No clue.. You know they calculate that with your last monthly period so without that info.. It is anyone's guess...

    POINTS !!!!

    Answer by midnightmoma at 4:20 PM on Jun. 19, 2011

  • Well, if you last had your period, on the last day of the full blue moon, then you calculate like this.

    First, you jump up and down exactly seven times. If it's anything less, then you'll have to start again.
    Then, take some BLUE GEL toothpaste and rub in a semi-circular rotation while scratching your left most eyelash.
    Once that has been done, sit down with your left leg crossed over your right and eat a white, powdered doughnut.
    Once the time is 5 PM, eat another doughnut and then you'll know how many weeks pregnant you are.

    Answer by Acid at 9:52 PM on Jun. 19, 2011

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