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do you know any knock knock jokes?

my 4 year old just started making up knock knock jokes that don't make any sense. I want to teach him the point, but i don't remember any knock knock jokes. anybody have a cute one that he might understand?

 
bestmommyeber

Asked by bestmommyeber at 9:43 PM on Dec. 12, 2008 in Just for Fun

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Answers (22)
  • Knock Knock!
    Who's there?
    Olive.
    Olive who ?
    Olive you!

    I love this one

    Knock Knock!
    Who's there?
    Pecan.
    Pecan who?
    Pecan someone your own size!
    TiffanyLove18

    Answer by TiffanyLove18 at 9:53 PM on Dec. 12, 2008

  • Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Orange.
    Orange who?
    Orange you going to let me in.
    Tetona

    Answer by Tetona at 9:44 PM on Dec. 12, 2008

  • Okay this is for halloween.. but anyway..
    "knock knock"
    "who's there"
    "orange"
    "orange you scared im going to suck your blood?"
    sweetvietchic

    Answer by sweetvietchic at 9:44 PM on Dec. 12, 2008

  • umm ok tetona lol
    sweetvietchic

    Answer by sweetvietchic at 9:44 PM on Dec. 12, 2008

  • -knock knock.
    +who's there?
    -boo
    +boo who?
    -don't cry, it's only a joke!
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 9:45 PM on Dec. 12, 2008

  • Knock, Knock.
    Who's there?
    Nobel.
    Nobel who?
    No bell, that's why I knocked!

    Southerncharmes

    Answer by Southerncharmes at 9:48 PM on Dec. 12, 2008

  • sweetviechic, Iol. Yours is the Halloween version.
    Tetona

    Answer by Tetona at 9:48 PM on Dec. 12, 2008

  • Knock Knock!
    Who's there?
    Police.
    Police who?
    Police let us in; it's cold out here.

    Knock Knock!
    Doris.
    Doris, who?
    Doris locked, that's why I had to knock!

    Knock Knock!
    Who's there?
    Chimney.
    Chimney who?
    Chimney cricket! Have you seen Pinocchio?


    TiffanyLove18

    Answer by TiffanyLove18 at 9:51 PM on Dec. 12, 2008

  • Knock Knock
    Who's there !
    Punch !
    Punch who ?
    Not me - I just got here !

    Southerncharmes

    Answer by Southerncharmes at 9:51 PM on Dec. 12, 2008

  • Knock Knock!
    Who's there?
    Lettuce.
    Lettuce, who?
    Lettuce in and you will find out!
    TiffanyLove18

    Answer by TiffanyLove18 at 9:57 PM on Dec. 12, 2008