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10 things you never say to a mom

1. You look tired, no good can ever come from this.

2. Do you work? Uh yeah, all.the.damn.time paycheck or not.


3. You look like a mom, so annoying!


4. You have your hands full! Screw you!!!!!


5. That top is so flattering, what are you trying to say?


6. If that were my kid ___________. BACK OFF!!!!!!


7. My kids went through a nose picking phase, thanks for embarrassing me


8. Whens the baby due? IT"S NOT!!!!! I"M STILL FAT!!! YOU JERK!!!!


9. I wouldn't let my kid eat that. Oh good for you, now go away and no one get's hurt


10. I'm glad I'm not the only one who wears mom jeans.

 
Christmaslver68

Asked by Christmaslver68 at 6:50 AM on Jun. 22, 2011 in Just for Fun

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Answers (24)
  • Don't forget-"you're home all the time, you must get bored." Or-"you're home all the time and your house still gets messy?"
    crazycatlady66

    Answer by crazycatlady66 at 7:00 AM on Jun. 22, 2011

  • "Is that child yours" But you have dark hair.
    Cafemomoftwo217

    Answer by Cafemomoftwo217 at 7:03 AM on Jun. 22, 2011

  • Well I knew you were a SAHM, so I knew you could help me.
    RelaxedMom2-3

    Answer by RelaxedMom2-3 at 7:29 AM on Jun. 22, 2011

  • "Must be nice not to have anything to do" You're right! The kids feed themselves, bathe themselves, change their own diapers, the clothes are cleaned with a twinkle of my nose, supper cooks itself, the house has an autoclean feature, and my chauffer drives us to all of the kids events and appointments...........My life is one of luxury. Yeah right.
    Kimedbs

    Answer by Kimedbs at 7:49 AM on Jun. 22, 2011

  • oh my fav that I get all the time is, all 5 of those girls yours? YES what about your hubby are they his to? YES, no way you don't look old enough to have that many kids, your just a baby, Gahhhhh some people should learn to keep their thoughts to themselves..
    momto4girzls

    Answer by momto4girzls at 7:58 AM on Jun. 22, 2011

  • I'm pregnant with my 4th boy... I get SO sick of "Oh my gawd, FOUR boys??? How many more until you get a girl? Are you stopping after this one? Jesus, how old ARE you, you look like you're twelve!"

    Just shut...the...hell...up.
    MunchiesMom324

    Answer by MunchiesMom324 at 8:12 AM on Jun. 22, 2011

  • "Are they all yours" No asshat I kidnapped them.
    gemgem

    Answer by gemgem at 8:42 AM on Jun. 22, 2011

  • and one more I get a lot is ,oh I feel so sorry for you.. why? cause you have 5 kids and all girls , you poor thing! How I respond to that one is. I don't feel sorry for me, I have good kids and feel blessed to have them all and them be healthy, if I didn't want them I wouldn't have had them. that usually shuts them up.
    momto4girzls

    Answer by momto4girzls at 8:00 AM on Jun. 22, 2011

  • "So, you don't feel guilty working all day and leaving your child with a stranger???????" grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
    Dahis

    Answer by Dahis at 8:03 AM on Jun. 22, 2011

  • When I tell someone who asks that my son is 5, "Wow, how old are you"? "34, why"? "Oh, I didn't think you were THAT old, you waited a long time". Yep, and it would have been longer, he was a surprise.
    TARARENEE

    Answer by TARARENEE at 9:10 AM on Jun. 22, 2011

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