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What is your favorite joke? Make me laugh!

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Asked by JackieGirl007 at 11:33 PM on Jun. 22, 2011 in Just for Fun

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  • From that movie grrr.. I just had it.. with Leonardo Decaprio and Tom Hanks about the kid to made money... Catch me if you can.. there it is.. Ok
    Knock Knock....
    Go Fuck yourself..
    ahh my favorite and a running joke for myself and DH when we don't agree with each other - except we do the "friends episode' knuckle bumps as the Go fuck your self so our son doesn't know but still.. funny..wait.. i think we watch too many stupid shows now that I reread that

    Answer by maxsmom11807 at 11:36 PM on Jun. 22, 2011

  • Whoa sweety lay off the JK My favorite joke is.... What did do when she got to the ball??


    Answer by luvmygrlz at 11:42 PM on Jun. 22, 2011

  • This lady meets her friend for lunch.
    "Did you come on the bus?" She asked her.
    "Yes," her friend said, "but I made it look like an asthma attack."

    Answer by emmyandlisa at 11:44 PM on Jun. 22, 2011

  • 1) A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, we've got a drink named after you." The grasshopper replies, "You got a drink named Steve?"

    2) 2 birds are sitting in a tree watching a frog trying to fly. It climbs up to the top of the tree and jumps off flapping its legs.... plop!
    It does this over and over again. Finally, one bird looks at the other one and says, "Do you think its time to tell him he's adopted?"

    Answer by foustgirl at 3:07 AM on Jun. 23, 2011

  • My favorite jokes are too long for these 1000 character replies :D Definitely not one-liners!

    Answer by hopeandglory53 at 3:57 AM on Jun. 23, 2011

  • 1.Husband says; "When I'm gone you'll never find another man like me".
    Wife replied; "What makes you think I'd want another man like you!"
    2.Two woman were talking about the new hunk in the neighborhood. "But he acts so stupid," said one to the other. "I think he must have his brains between his legs." "Yeah," her friend sighed, "but I'd sure love to blow his mind."
    3.Wife: Give me some money. I want to buy a bra.
    Husband: Why? You have nothing to put in it!
    Wife: You wear shorts!

    Answer by RedDahlia82 at 8:03 PM on Jun. 23, 2011

  • Q. What is the Kansas state tree?

    A. the telephone pole

    Answer by shestands4truth at 9:56 PM on Jun. 23, 2011

  • oh, I got another 1 :

    Q. Have you found Jesus?

    A. No, is he missing?

    Answer by shestands4truth at 12:05 AM on Jun. 24, 2011

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