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What are some funny words your kids have said that made you laugh?

My youngest used to say "picuter" instead of computer all the time.
She also used to say "Hackety-Birkdaaay" ....
My oldest could not say '"Binoculars" for the longest time..she would say " Binoc-lee-ars'", just strikes me funny still.

I was just thinking and it made me wonder what funny words CM'ers kids have come up with when they are little and still learning words for things etc...and...I could sure use a good laugh! :D

If I remember more I will add them, Just for Fun--

sidesplittinglaughterI KNEW there would be some great stuff out there....those are tooo funny!!!  I need to laugh atleast once everyday, LOL.



Asked by KellyGirl_TX at 8:46 PM on Jun. 23, 2011 in Just for Fun

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Answers (46)
  • When my DD was a little younger when she would say kitty it would sound like titty and when she'd say cat it would sound like hat. One day we were at a store and we passed a book with a cat on it and she yelled "titty hat!" LOL.

    Answer by poptart0325 at 11:23 AM on Jun. 24, 2011

  • I remember one time in daycare a little boy would call his teacher Miss Vagina bc he could not say Miss I hope he finally got it right it was so funny and cute but I know it wasn't appropriate.

    Answer by Butterfly1108 at 8:52 PM on Jun. 23, 2011

  • When my oldest daughter was 3, after we prayed, she would say Hey Man (Amen)

    Answer by CarrieR62 at 10:36 AM on Jun. 24, 2011

  • My son was 2 and wanted me to put a wooden train set together once but its really big and I lost the directions. I told him sorry I don't have the directions, I don't know how. He said I got 'erections ma, look at my erections I got good erections! Hold this wood (a train track) while I do these erections right here!"

    Its so wrong, but I couldn't breath I was laughing so hard. He kept asking what was wrong with me and I didn't know what to say.

    Answer by GirlWithANikon at 1:34 PM on Jun. 24, 2011

  • Calipitter- for caterpillar
    'mice cream- for ice cream
    dapropriate- for inappropriate
    BUT one day he was buggin me 'mom mom mom' and i said "I changed my name its not mom anymore it's onomatopoeia." Then he says "Onomatopoeia!" Plain as day!

    Answer by YerMami24 at 1:59 PM on Jun. 24, 2011

  • My Daugher calls me a whackadoo , Haha . I think its so cute and funny , she 7

    Answer by des11987 at 8:50 PM on Jun. 23, 2011

  • My son used to say pasketti for spaghetti and charlie for trolley.

    My daughter had a hard time saying Jordan (her brother) and would call him Jornan. A friend of mine had twins. Christopher and Nicholas. She could say Christopher, but for Nicholas she used to say Nikafer. LOL! She also said charlie for trolley.

    Answer by Krystina_Grant at 10:28 PM on Jun. 23, 2011

  • my son is still to young to say anything cant wait until he does

    Answer by Ricanmami1 at 11:20 AM on Jun. 24, 2011

  • My niece also used to sing "Ain't gonna haul the fat girl" instead of "holla back girl"

    Answer by Mom-2-3-Girlz at 4:43 PM on Jun. 24, 2011

  • My son called brussels sprouts "Lettuce Balls"


    Answer by clarity333 at 5:10 PM on Jun. 24, 2011